it doesnt matter what you do. This relationship is doomed. If you cant let her act in a play them you are a psyco. She will break up with you and you will become a stalker then her father will shoot you and plant you

[nelsonvoice]HA HA[/nelsonvoice]






beer: dance:

HAW HAW HAW! This thread is fucking gold. happy:

Yeah, I agree with Bleu. Killing her is the only real option. Well, peeing maybe...yeah, go with peeing on her. Especially the hair and eyes.

hake:

bonus points if she leaves with a lazy eye.

lmao

1000 points if she returns the favour

Take it out of your own mind...because really it's nothing...and use the guilt against her.

Did I read this right? She's practicing/performing a play and he's going apeshit over a kissing scene?

Dude, you have serious trust/anger issues that need to be addressed: consult a certified psychologist now before you do something stupid.

It's all fun and games until one fucking idiot actually goes through with the "advice" being given in these threads. He has issues and needs to see a shrink about them... no doubt about it: who the fuck goes crazy over a play!?

could it be that you want the dude?

Not necessarily....Totally depends on the broad in question. None of us know this girl except he..

Women cheat with co-workers all the time if they're the flirty/slutty type. I know plenty of people who have done it or who've had it done to them. My mate is going out with a girl who he works with and who left her boyfriend for him.

...But if all he has to go on is a kiss in a play, and she hasn't given off any other signs then yeah, I'd say hes worrying about nothing. A little jealousy at seeing your girl kiss some other dude is nothing strange though, even if its in a play. Doing anything at all about it would be.

they should have a bukkake scene in the play where all these guys whip out fake penies(of course some dudes would actually whip out live cock) and then spray sugar water and milk all over her. rock:

ROFL!