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Simo Häyhä 08-30-2006 09:07 PM

shut the fuck up comatose. Go eat a Twinkie, pudgefucker

Sirus 08-30-2006 09:13 PM

lmaooo

Tripper 08-30-2006 09:40 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Hawke]
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I always thought you were fat for some reason. This just kills that and is so much better. Skinnier than Jin-Roh? who knows.

that would be me you were thinking of.
-1 for confusing me with Pyri

No see, I KNEW you were fat. I THOUGHT he was, big difference asswipe.

lol owned[/quote:fd4e8]
yes he quite soundly poondizzled me there oOo:[/quote:fd4e8]

He sure did. Fatty.

Arkan 08-30-2006 09:50 PM

Shawn, you need to eat McDonalds or some shit like that. Yo ass is way to skinny.

Sicilian_Summers 08-30-2006 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by c312
it's called the sun.


try it.

I don't tan or burn

I work in a swimming pool...the chlorine bleaches my skin everyday of the week so it's impossible to keep a tan.

And yes that's Wasaga Beach.

I'm straight northern europeon...i'm not italian...and as they say

pale is the new tan.

You'd be surprised at how many Italians (myself included - mom is from Emilia-Romagna) are light. It's mostly Northern Italians, however.

Arkan 08-30-2006 10:00 PM

Most Italians are light skinned people. It's the Sicilians that fuck it up for the rest of us.

Short Hand 08-30-2006 11:53 PM

Calabrese are tan to are they not ?

Pyro 08-31-2006 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Water DOES NOT help you avoid a tan, in fact it will amplify it, dumbass.

now tell me...what does chlorine do? It helps thing to FADE...i'm not talking about straight Water...it is chlorinated water

Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.

Tripper 08-31-2006 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

Skinny gay wigger.

CoMaToSe 08-31-2006 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Himmler
Water DOES NOT help you avoid a tan, in fact it will amplify it, dumbass.

now tell me...what does chlorine do? It helps thing to FADE...i'm not talking about straight Water...it is chlorinated water

Hell I read the shit in cosmo as well...and about how working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.

lolCancer

Proteus 08-31-2006 10:09 PM

Holy shit comatose stop posting.

Not being able to tan is lame, I'm Irish. I'm either casper white or redneck red. But I have a pool... much like the rest, with chlorine in it. If you're swimming, you're going to tan, that's a really lame excuse for something you don't even need an excuse for, Pyro. So what if you're a pale virgin who only listens to rap to fit into the white-boy poser crowd, at least you're you? Oh.

Unknown_Sniper 08-31-2006 10:47 PM

you could try hitting the gym at least. Turn that string you call and arm into some rope.

Nyck 08-31-2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
working in a swimming pool leads to chronic exhasgion.

wtf is that supposed to be exhaustion?

EX-HOSH-CHUN/ EX-HAS-GION...close enough
calmdown:

Arch 08-31-2006 10:52 PM

pyro is just a late developer i guess, just get some pussy and you'll get bigger. oOo:

Short Hand 09-01-2006 12:16 AM

Is your pool indoor or outdoor pyro ?

CoMaToSe 09-01-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Arch
pyro is just a late developer i guess, just get some pussy and you'll get bigger. oOo:

ja for real biggrin:

Poseidon 09-01-2006 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
And Arkan...I don't gain weight.

When I started eating more...I lost weight due to my metabolism speeding up becaus eI ate more...and when i couldn't keep up that eating trend...I lost weight cuz of the faster metabolism.

The only way I can gain weight is to be lazy and don't move...basically never exercise...and i couldn't do that because it would be a waste of life.

Simular problem I have, I got refused from entering the RAF because I was underweight, 1 full year of trying to put on weight, seeing dietritians, protein shakes, gym 5 nights a week. After all the money I spent trying to get bigger, I put on half a stone. I dont even cycle anymore since I got my car, I literally do no excersice. yet still dont put weight on. I'm probably skinnier than you are. I can eat all day , every day without feeling full. I can out eat most of my plump friends.

Only difference is I can tan, but I dont bother, cause its not worth having a skinny tanned body. My driving arm is brown, the rest of me is fairly white.

Sgt>Stackem 09-01-2006 10:50 AM

cosmo???????????????????????




grow some nads

Pyro 09-01-2006 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
Holy shit comatose stop posting.

Not being able to tan is lame, I'm Irish. I'm either casper white or redneck red. But I have a pool... much like the rest, with chlorine in it. If you're swimming, you're going to tan, that's a really lame excuse for something you don't even need an excuse for, Pyro. So what if you're a pale virgin who only listens to rap to fit into the white-boy poser crowd, at least you're you? Oh.

i'm inside swimming...the sun doesn't touch me when im working.

Why the fuck do you think I listen to rap just to fit into a crowd? Hell...I'm basically the reason any of my friends even listen to Rap.

I don't hang out with the wiggers and neither does Buckweed

I don't even remember how I started listening to Rap but I think it was because I hung out with everyone in highschool when it was very cliky and the blacks were with the blacks, browns with browns and whites with whites (with the asians with asians but asians were a very small minority)

I fucking hate white cliky kids (wiggers, ginos, preps, goths and so on)...who would wanna hang out with only white people...they're fucked...better off getting used to hanging out with all cultures

I was moreso an acquintance of all groups...and I learned of Rap (used to hate it) from hanging out with my black and brown friends (honestly brown people tried to be black mroe than whites thugh they geniueally believe that because they're not white they can be associated with black culture as their own)

anyways...fuck you...I don't listen to rap to fit in with the wiggers...I listen to it because I like it. End of Story.

And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool

anti 09-01-2006 04:30 PM

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And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool

so she thinks you're a bitch too eh?

Pyro 09-01-2006 04:33 PM

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And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool

so she thinks you're a bitch too eh?

Don't think so...She thinks I am too straight up all the time and need to think before I talk sometimes...but I guess that is being a bitch right...to me being a bitch is letting it stay inside because you're too much of a pussy to say it.

anyways even though ya'll can't believe shit..>I do have friends that are girls.

KTOG 09-01-2006 04:36 PM

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Hawke 09-01-2006 04:37 PM

How much do you weight Pyro?

Pyro 09-01-2006 04:41 PM

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[url=http://www.yellowpages.ca/business/0%2C1/2183363.html;jsessionid=5F92F927F1C378FD0BDCBDE11B EF70BF?what=&where=BRAMPTON:14606]This where you work?[/url:14606]

Ellen Mitchell Recreation Ctr
922 North Park Dr, Brampton, ON
905-791-4811

I weigh 125.

Tripper 09-01-2006 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Pyro
And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool

so she thinks you're a bitch too eh?

LOL

Eames 09-01-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by KTOG
[url=http://www.yellowpages.ca/business/0%2C1/2183363.html;jsessionid=5F92F927F1C378FD0BDCBDE11B EF70BF?what=&where=BRAMPTON:9a41f]This where you work?[/url:9a41f]

Ellen Mitchell Recreation Ctr
922 North Park Dr, Brampton, ON
905-791-4811

I weigh 125.

125?

holy crap

i can provide you with a diet where you will gain weight

Himmler 09-01-2006 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by KTOG
[url=http://www.yellowpages.ca/business/0%2C1/2183363.html;jsessionid=5F92F927F1C378FD0BDCBDE11B EF70BF?what=&where=BRAMPTON:643d4]This where you work?[/url:643d4]

Ellen Mitchell Recreation Ctr
922 North Park Dr, Brampton, ON
905-791-4811

I weigh 125.

ed: ed:

Dude my cock weights 125lbs. Fuck, gain some weight.

Sicilian_Summers 09-01-2006 05:54 PM

125... shit man. I don't know if I EVER weighed 125. I was a fat fuckin slob before I started a strength and conditioning program for football. My playing weight is around 215 (pretty small for a nose tackle).

[quote="Short Hand":1243b]Calabrese are tan to are they not ?[/quote:1243b]

Yup. Most Southerners tend to be dark skinned.

Shit Arkan, I didn't know you were Italian. What region is your family from?

anti 09-01-2006 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Pyro
And I was shown the Cosmo magazine by a girl who works with me at the pool

to me being a bitch is letting it stay inside because you're too much of a pussy to say it.

in your case that's called playing it smart.

Chronic Diarrhea 09-01-2006 10:19 PM

Pyro I have the perfect solution for you to gain weight. Just take the following:

Winstrol

Dianabol

Deca-durabolin

Superdrol


Eat about 300 grams of protein per day, and about 4000 calories per day. Lift weights. Get huge. Lose testicles.

Merlin122 09-01-2006 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by KTOG
[url=http://www.yellowpages.ca/business/0%2C1/2183363.html;jsessionid=5F92F927F1C378FD0BDCBDE11B EF70BF?what=&where=BRAMPTON:0e2ae]This where you work?[/url:0e2ae]

Ellen Mitchell Recreation Ctr
922 North Park Dr, Brampton, ON
905-791-4811

I weigh 125.


I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU

Vance 09-01-2006 10:29 PM

I just find it funny that Pyro has an excuse (real or fake) for ANY situation.

Simo Häyhä 09-01-2006 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Vance
I just find it funny that Pyro has an excuse (real or fake) for ANY situation.

LOL.


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