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Arkan 09-06-2006 10:25 PM
[quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":6a7e5
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:6a7e5]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.

Doctor Duffy 09-06-2006 10:27 PM
That's quality advice

Blase 09-06-2006 10:31 PM
[quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by "Blase":b31f9
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":b31f9
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:b31f9]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:b31f9]

Yea. Okay.

Nyck 09-06-2006 10:35 PM
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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
like your taggin fly hunnies left and right mr roll on a dorito/xbox controller riddled floor with another dude.

Doctor Duffy 09-06-2006 10:37 PM
Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister

Tripper 09-07-2006 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Proteus
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
like your taggin fly hunnies left and right mr roll on a dorito/xbox controller riddled floor with another dude.
rofl this thread is gold

P.s coma 3 times is a shit load when you look like you, act like you do, AND you cant even talk to chicks....

Hawke 09-07-2006 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
like your taggin fly hunnies left and right
lmao

Vance 09-07-2006 07:01 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":a80c3]Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister[/quote:a80c3]
Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?

Mr.Buttocks 09-07-2006 07:09 AM
[quote=Vance]
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":93496
Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister
Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?[/quote:93496]


Coma's sister.

Vance 09-07-2006 07:22 AM
I figured as much. All of a sudden she was like the main topic, I think I missed something.

Pyro 09-07-2006 10:11 AM
[quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by "Blase":57600
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":57600
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:57600]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:57600]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.

CoMaToSe 09-07-2006 11:06 AM
[quote=Pyro][quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":8e8f3
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Originally Posted by "Blase":8e8f3
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":8e8f3
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:8e8f3]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:8e8f3]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.[/quote:8e8f3]
didnt you pay attention to 40 year old virgin?

Tripper 09-07-2006 02:43 PM
[quote=Pyro][quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":3f515
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Originally Posted by "Blase":3f515
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":3f515
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:3f515]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:3f515]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.[/quote:3f515]

I love it how Pyro plays it like he hasn't even considered this....Its an obvious excuse for not being able to get ass..."NAH I CAN GET CHICKS JUST DONT WANNA WASTE MY TIME ON SEX UNTIL I MEET THE RIGHT GIRL"

rofl.

Shawn you're a dude. Well, you might be....but if you actually are a dude, you're not supposed to give a shit about who the first time is with. That's a chick thing. That's what chicks do....but lol, you are pretty girlish so sure, I guess it works.

eeves 09-07-2006 06:40 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ec59e][quote=Vance]
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":ec59e
Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister
Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?[/quote:ec59e]


Coma's sister.[/quote:ec59e]

pics?

Pyro 09-07-2006 06:44 PM
I guess girls are just better people than guys...I still want it to be memorable...and I only had really one actual oppurtunity with someone id be ok with doing it...but I fucked that up.


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