Eat a Donut

he called you chris...

God, it never ends with this cat


I come to the front door and see him all wide eyed, figured he wanted it, He comes in limping and I saw something on the leg, and was Like what the fux? what the fuck did u do now? thought he was bleeding

upon further investigation


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the fuckin idiot stepped in some bubble gum

should I let him squirm for a bet and have him walk around awkwardly with it?

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Is that a fucken dead bug squashed under the gum?

no, mud or dirt and some dead pines from a bush

i don't think it'd be too safe for your cat to eat taht shit. You better try to get it off yourself.

I did, and he alsmot fucking ripped my head off while I tore it out of his fur lol

you need to quit treating your animals badly.

cut it off

you need to pick up smoking again

Lol @ calling your cat an idiot.

I didn't mean you actually clean up "shit," but knowing that you work at a bakery, you have to clean up at the end of the day. My parents would have killed our pets or banished them and us (me/siblings) if they ever had to clean up a mess like that.

You fucking kids today
cuss:

one time my dog pooped on the couch and i covered that shit with a pillow

One time my mom shit on the kitchen table and I covered it up with a wonderful boquet of flowers.

One time I shat in the garage, and I was beaten severly with a wooden cane.