[quote="Doctor Duffy":2f876]Yeah man, that's fucking hot stuff, maybe you ougta invest in a water bed, free refills RITE?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????[/quote:2f876]LOL! happy:

Pro tip:

Cut some leg holes in a 40 gallon trash bag.

Insert skank.

Fill bag full of commercial size sea sponges. Tie off the top of said bag with string.

*Remove skank and dispose of 40 gallon trash bag full of urine soaked sponges.

*Option 2: make skank dispose of said bag after you kick her out in the a.m.

That is the best advise yet. Don't tell a soul. It will just add to her "puddles" rep and the poor girl will never live it down - and never forgive you, and she's really cute so you don't want to mess it up.

my advise:

1. try hanging out with her while sober. Ask her out on a real date. You think you have to be drunk, but maybe she really likes you and only acts on it when drunk. Take charge!

2. Before you go to sleep make a point of getting up to take a leak and suggest she do the same.

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

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LOL @ old ppl

rofl

note to self: buy a dictionary



doh! LOL