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[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-11-2006 12:57 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":2f876]Yeah man, that's fucking hot stuff, maybe you ougta invest in a water bed, free refills RITE?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????[/quote:2f876]LOL! happy:

Xorcist [USA] 11-11-2006 10:17 AM

Pro tip:

Cut some leg holes in a 40 gallon trash bag.

Insert skank.

Fill bag full of commercial size sea sponges. Tie off the top of said bag with string.

*Remove skank and dispose of 40 gallon trash bag full of urine soaked sponges.

*Option 2: make skank dispose of said bag after you kick her out in the a.m.

Colonel 11-11-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Also, keep that to yourself. Don't go telling your friends....

That is the best advise yet. Don't tell a soul. It will just add to her "puddles" rep and the poor girl will never live it down - and never forgive you, and she's really cute so you don't want to mess it up.

my advise:

1. try hanging out with her while sober. Ask her out on a real date. You think you have to be drunk, but maybe she really likes you and only acts on it when drunk. Take charge!

2. Before you go to sleep make a point of getting up to take a leak and suggest she do the same.

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-11-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

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Simo Häyhä 11-11-2006 06:40 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":02cd5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

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Tripper 11-11-2006 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

LOL @ old ppl

Akuma 11-11-2006 08:55 PM

rofl

Colonel 11-12-2006 09:22 AM

note to self: buy a dictionary



doh! LOL


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