[quote="Doctor Duffy":b7b16]Lmao, yeah, also cuts chance of poppin' a boner by 50%[/quote:b7b16]
sadly, not for me loney:

pee in her butt rock:

Just be yourself, dont rush things, dont be stupid and try to get into her pants unless you're invited. I prefer the going out to a small restaurant, or pub for a quiet drink. You have to pay for her meal, open doors for her - the works. Remember she'll be as nervous are you are. Just try to relax and enjoy it! Gain the experience if nothing else.

keep her on a leash

All you need to do is listen to Zoner. He's got the shit down pat. Only thing i would add is the masturbation part for you. Rub one out before you hop in the shower, that way, if she's feeling your cock later, you're less apt to blow a load in your shorts. You fuckin' virgins need all the help you can get.

And as for the cologne, use VERY little. Just a dap on your neck so she'll smell it while she's close to you. Oh, and make sure you didn't eat any gassy foods beforehand. Chicks don't dig the farting on the 1st date, that comes later.

lol yeah, i rip em in front of my gf now. She laughs though usually.

fuck i hated when my ex always did that happy: happy: happy:

this is excellent advice, get that whole cock/balls/taint/arse region so clean a person
could eat their lunch off of it....because with any luck, that is exactly what will happen.

only thing I would add is bone up on the clitoris, what it's for, where it is etc.,
get that right and in the morning she'll be making the coffee wearing ur shirt
while ur lying there smoking a ciggy with a grin from ear to ear etc.

good luck in shooting ur hot junk somewhere in, or at least on, this young lady. beer:

Yep, I always make sure my shit is in top condition before a date. Trim dat bush, wax yo cack, do some kegels, sprinkle some powdered sugar on it, and you're all set.

coma aint getting any on his first date, its coma oOo:

[quote=CoMaToSe]sadly, not for me loney:[/quote:d490c]

???
If you're telling me you're unable to get an erection, then you're honestly fucked for this date.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":84a3f][quote=CoMaToSe]sadly, not for me loney:[/quote:84a3f]

???
If you're telling me you're unable to get an erection, then you're honestly fucked for this date.[/quote:84a3f]
other way around. Ejaculation does not prevent me from achieving erection within minutes.

Also, update:
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aww coma's in love. now he can do something other than post.

if only that other thing was die.

pics or die cause i call bs.

lol

Coma, how'd the date go?

good. No pics, neither of us have a camera. I was supposed to go to her dorm at 8 so we could decide what to do, but then she called me around 5 and 'ordered' me to come over right then to hang out, so very little prep time for me. I got there around 5:30, and we watched 'invincible' in her room, and she started cuddling on me. After that we tried party hopping, most of the parties were all 'frat members ONLY' fags. so we went back to her dorm, and stayed there until her RA came around 1:30 to yell at me for being a dude in a chicks dorm past visiting hours (ends at 12) so I had to leave.

For those of you bad at math, thats an 8 hour date.

Well done coma. beer:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":491fd]do some kegels[/quote:491fd]

That made me lmao!
I would give you a +1 but I just used a -1 on Pryo in another thread.

ROFL I once almost got in some deep motherfucking shit for being in a girl's dorm my freshman year. It was probably about 2:00 am, and we had just got done with our business. I'm like "I have to take a piss" so I wrap a towel around my nakedness and peek out of the door. I look left, right, no girls, no RA's to be found. Success. I dash across the hall into the girl's bathroom and go inside. FUCK!!! There's an RA washing her hands. I panic, but she's not paying attention, so I dash into one of the stalls, close the door, and wait until she GTFO. That would have been awesome if I had gotten caught like that, because here it's something like a $100 fine for being in there past 12:00, and I probably would have gotten more than that for having my dong flopping free.

our little coma is growing up....i think i may be tearing....

sucks the RA ruined it though. my RA doesnt do shit, he's pretty chill about everything. i had a female visitor for 3 days, he didnt say a word.

How old are you all, for fuck sake thats a stupid rule about not allowing females past 12. Its like being back in primary school.

they're talking about college dorms and whatnot. I understand but i agree with ya, nothing beats having your own place happy:

did u lie on ur back like a good doggy while she gave u a bit of the old "red rocket"...? beer:

Yep. Not only can you have your girl over all night, but the place doesn't smell like a musty cunt and no roomate to leave bags of potato chips all over the place. mad:

good. now stop posting and i will be happy for fatass Mcgee

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":e6fca]Yep. Not only can you have your girl over all night, but the place doesn't smell like a musty cunt and no roomate to leave bags of potato chips all over the place. mad:[/quote:e6fca]

so true, it is your own domain. I love my apartment happy:

this thread is worthless without pic's

that statement is worthless with that apostrophe.

this thread is worthless without PICTURES!

happy?

lol good for you , fuck all these other guys who sat at home and posted on the internet ripping about you being out with a chick.

tripowned

fuckin gay, tripod needs to just fucking shut down their service serioiusly.

rofl rock:

Jakke, 'pics' would have sufficed

okay, thanks for the tip happy:

Did you put it in her butt? Too lazy to read the rest of thread if this has already been answered.

asked him this on aim, he said no, she doesnt seem to be the "in da butt" type

sounds like a homo to me