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Nyck 06-06-2007 03:09 PM

I banged my toe of the wall once in gym and all kinds of blood filled up under neath my big toe nail. I had to have it surgically removed(the nail not my toe)

they did this by 1st drilling a tiny hole in my nail and letting the blood squirt out into the air like they hit an artery

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-06-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty
haha fluf. what for?

i actually "almost" got arrested for trespassing on friday night on the roof of my elementary school. cops showed up and threatened us with a helicopter and k-9 unit if we didn't get the fuck down. asked wtf we were doing and there. our response: "reminiscing".

I was pretty mashed as my mate had just graduated, then we ended up in a club in Maidstone & I was in the loo takin a piss. I looked up & saw a smoke detector with a gadam webcam videotaping me rolleyes:

The UK is covered with gadam tv cams & I figured it would be pretty easy for some fat slag to be sitting upstairs fapping into a flannel whilst watching me taking a piss so I sorta got a lil mad & decided to tell everyone about it. Then some guy ripped it out the ceiling.

I was pretty pissed at the time so I decided to take it outside & report it to the cops, I was pretty sure I is illegal to video someone taking a whizz in a public area, though now I've looked around it seems to be quite common, though still extremely fucked up imho. What ever happened to privacy? The Bunny willy is prolly on some gay pron site right now annoy:

Anyhoo I couldn't find the cops to report it so I just left it in the street somewhere & returned to the club. Then I left the club later & told the bouncers who then thought that I was the one who ripped it out the ceiling & I ended up in Jail/gaol. I have to return on July 2nd, it's bs though kus the cam has my prints all over it! MMmm...

I guess it was a stupid thing to do, looking back, I was just annoyed by the invasion of my privacy. TBH I don't want some random fker video taping me whilst I whizz & this shyt does occasionally end up on the wrong websites. There's gadam CCTV all over this country cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

Sniper101 06-06-2007 05:52 PM

Never gotten a ticket or even pulled over

I can throat sing

Coleman 06-06-2007 06:16 PM

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I can throat sing

sweet

I can circular breathe.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-06-2007 06:21 PM

I can put on lipstick using my breasts.

Milla 06-06-2007 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
I haven't eaten a food that I didn't enjoy. I eat everything with a smile.

Im gonna have to put you on the corner

Sniper101 06-06-2007 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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I can throat sing

sweet

I can circular breathe.

That is so weird to watch. when i saw wynton marsellis at plymouth, his brother was playing sax in the group that night and he did it a number of times

Sgt. Paine 06-06-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Sniper101
I can throat sing

sweet

I can circular breathe.

is that like what Kenny G did when he held the longest note?

Coleman 06-06-2007 09:58 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":e65e4]
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Sniper101
I can throat sing

sweet

I can circular breathe.

is that like what Kenny G did when he held the longest note?[/quote:e65e4]yep. i think someone beat his record though if I remember correctly. could be wrong.

Coleman 06-06-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
I haven't eaten a food that I didn't enjoy. I eat everything with a smile.

Im gonna have to put you on the corner

Try me. When kids ask me "how was the food at West Halls?" or "How's the ______ meal at (insert restaurant here)" they always correct themselves and go, "Oh wait. no. You like everything. Nevermind." ha

snipeymagoo 06-07-2007 02:41 AM

I can pop my big toe on my left foot over and over, never stopping the popping noise.

I can wiggle my ears, both and one at a time.

I can move one eye brow at a time.

elstatec 06-07-2007 01:12 PM

i have a massive cock.

Zoner 06-07-2007 02:36 PM

Fact: I enjoy peanut butter and bologna sandwiches.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-07-2007 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
i have a massive cock.

pics or bust

ninty 06-07-2007 02:53 PM

[img]http://www.pocanticohills.org/stonebarns/fallanimals2005/ykfall.gif[/img]

jujumantb 06-07-2007 03:09 PM

i party like a rockstar

people like me because im polite and rarely late

Coleman 06-07-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Fact: I enjoy peanut butter and bologna sandwiches.

i gotta try that out sometime. sounds delicious.

Tripper 06-07-2007 04:37 PM

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

TGB! 06-07-2007 04:46 PM

Random info. . .hmm. . .some people might have an inkling, but I do indeed hate Nyck.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-07-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

[img]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c70/bee627/fantana.jpg[/img]

Pyro 06-07-2007 05:08 PM

Fact: I laughed my ass off last night when I saw this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC0sC3a2WdA

Zoner 06-08-2007 09:48 AM

FACT: I was hit by a Toyota when I was 6. I was on my bike in Big Falls Park in Newfoundland and I hit the front right fender of the small yellow car, flipped over the hood and landed in a ditch. I woke up an hour later in the hospital with nothing but a banged up knee, not knowing how I got there.

TAAA-DAAA!!


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