I banged my toe of the wall once in gym and all kinds of blood filled up under neath my big toe nail. I had to have it surgically removed(the nail not my toe)

they did this by 1st drilling a tiny hole in my nail and letting the blood squirt out into the air like they hit an artery

I was pretty mashed as my mate had just graduated, then we ended up in a club in Maidstone & I was in the loo takin a piss. I looked up & saw a smoke detector with a gadam webcam videotaping me rolleyes:

The UK is covered with gadam tv cams & I figured it would be pretty easy for some fat slag to be sitting upstairs fapping into a flannel whilst watching me taking a piss so I sorta got a lil mad & decided to tell everyone about it. Then some guy ripped it out the ceiling.

I was pretty pissed at the time so I decided to take it outside & report it to the cops, I was pretty sure I is illegal to video someone taking a whizz in a public area, though now I've looked around it seems to be quite common, though still extremely fucked up imho. What ever happened to privacy? The Bunny willy is prolly on some gay pron site right now annoy:

Anyhoo I couldn't find the cops to report it so I just left it in the street somewhere & returned to the club. Then I left the club later & told the bouncers who then thought that I was the one who ripped it out the ceiling & I ended up in Jail/gaol. I have to return on July 2nd, it's bs though kus the cam has my prints all over it! MMmm...

I guess it was a stupid thing to do, looking back, I was just annoyed by the invasion of my privacy. TBH I don't want some random fker video taping me whilst I whizz & this shyt does occasionally end up on the wrong websites. There's gadam CCTV all over this country cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

Never gotten a ticket or even pulled over

I can throat sing

sweet

I can circular breathe.

I can put on lipstick using my breasts.

Im gonna have to put you on the corner

That is so weird to watch. when i saw wynton marsellis at plymouth, his brother was playing sax in the group that night and he did it a number of times

is that like what Kenny G did when he held the longest note?

[quote="Sgt. Paine":e65e4]is that like what Kenny G did when he held the longest note?[/quote:e65e4]yep. i think someone beat his record though if I remember correctly. could be wrong.

Try me. When kids ask me "how was the food at West Halls?" or "How's the ______ meal at (insert restaurant here)" they always correct themselves and go, "Oh wait. no. You like everything. Nevermind." ha

I can pop my big toe on my left foot over and over, never stopping the popping noise.

I can wiggle my ears, both and one at a time.

I can move one eye brow at a time.

i have a massive cock.

Fact: I enjoy peanut butter and bologna sandwiches.

pics or bust

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i party like a rockstar

people like me because im polite and rarely late

i gotta try that out sometime. sounds delicious.

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Fact: I laughed my ass off last night when I saw this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC0sC3a2WdA

FACT: I was hit by a Toyota when I was 6. I was on my bike in Big Falls Park in Newfoundland and I hit the front right fender of the small yellow car, flipped over the hood and landed in a ditch. I woke up an hour later in the hospital with nothing but a banged up knee, not knowing how I got there.

TAAA-DAAA!!