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I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.[/quote:8f02c]granted, but who would fuck joe pa's niece's AND nephew's after world history class? I wish i weren't black |
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I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse. *bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman |
[quote="Eight Ace":1b712]
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I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse. *bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman[/quote:1b712]granted, but Dan Brown's gay, and you wouldn't get any of the moistened bitches. granted, but coleman doesn't use tp. I wish politicians were competent for the most part. |
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I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass |
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I wish i had a pet camel |
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I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb. |
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I wish I knew where Judas went. |
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e3e3e]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:e3e3e]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy |
[quote="Eight Ace":8f8be][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f8be]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:8f8be]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:8f8be]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long. I wish Tom Selleck was my brother. |
[quote=Whatada][quote="Eight Ace":76263]
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I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:76263]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long. I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:76263] granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img] I wish that I was drunk right now |
[quote=Pyro][quote=Whatada]
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I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:b3b63] granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img] I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:b3b63] *Wish does not compute* I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me |
[quote=Milla][quote=Pyro]
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I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:e5a0e] *Wish does not compute* I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:e5a0e]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex. I wish I was older. |
[quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:73284]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex. I wish I was older.[/quote:73284] Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself. I wish my debt was gone |
[quote=Nyck][quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex. I wish I was older.[/quote:f8e2f] Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself. I wish my debt was gone[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but repomen took all your shit. I wish I had more wishes. |
Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock
I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once |
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Granted but each one has 34 years worth of smegma build up that you have to first personally clean with your tongue only. I wish for peace in the world |
granted, but now the world is overpopulated and the AIDS is rampant
I wish I had more posts. |
Granted but they're on another fucking forum.
I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement. |
[quote="TGB!":1aab2]Granted but they're on another fucking forum.
I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.[/quote:1aab2] Granted, but unfortunately for you, Nyck won I wish i made $250k a year without leaving the house |
Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.
I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom. |
[quote="TGB!":7eb47]Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.
I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom.[/quote:7eb47] Granted, but she's drooling of Syphilis everytime she's sucking on your tool I wish Hilary Clinton dropped out of the Presidential race to take over Rosie's place on "The View" |
Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.
I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me. |
[quote="TGB!":f4cc2]Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.
I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me.[/quote:f4cc2]granted, but i don't think they like abortion clinics..(o shiiit!!) i wish i could moderate the forums |
[quote=gtboys34]
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i wish i could moderate the forums[/quote:c0bc8] Granted but everyone would leave and the only people left would be pyr0 and blitz I wish this was Sparta |
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I want to be a porn star comparable to the legendary Peter North. |
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I wish i culd discover something really shit-hot from the ancient world like tutankhamen or atlantis or that. |
Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!
I wish I were dead. |
[quote="TGB!":bbea2]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!
I wish I were dead.[/quote:bbea2]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs. I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted |
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":36e19][quote="TGB!":36e19]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!
I wish I were dead.[/quote:36e19]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs. I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted[/quote:36e19] Granted, but now he'll be a citizen of France. I wish life was really like a box of chocolates |
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I wish Mr. Buttocks actually was a pair of buttocks. |
granted, but he talks like assey mcgee.
I wish i had ice cream. |
Granted, but it is Sclass spooge flavored.
I wish there was no hockey. |
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I wish I was Jesus McButterfingers. |
Granted, but you're light skinned and therefore less respected than your other negro bretheren.
I wish I could shoot mad 3's. |
Granted, but you will be forced to accept epic cornholings from Gilbert Arenas.
I wish I could go the fuck home. |
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I wish I had a brain. |
Granted, but it's Paris Hilton's.
I wish my co-workers would fucking make coffee when the pot is empty. |
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I wish Zoner was my father. |
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I wish I could have perfect health. |
Granted. but you will get cancer after it
I wish my schlöng was huge. |
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