[quote=Coleman]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.[/quote:8f02c]granted, but who would fuck joe pa's niece's AND nephew's after world history class?

I wish i weren't black

Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman

[quote="Eight Ace":1b712]Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman[/quote:1b712]granted, but Dan Brown's gay, and you wouldn't get any of the moistened bitches.

granted, but coleman doesn't use tp.

I wish politicians were competent for the most part.

Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.

I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass

granted but lindsay lohan's balls would be banging against yours.


I wish i had a pet camel

granted, but you have to clean the shit off of its balls every time it takes a dump.


I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.

granted, but now you have no one.

I wish I knew where Judas went.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e3e3e]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:e3e3e]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy

[quote="Eight Ace":8f8be][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f8be]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:8f8be]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:8f8be]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.

[quote=Whatada][quote="Eight Ace":76263]Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:76263]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:76263]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now

[quote=Pyro][quote=Whatada]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:b3b63]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:b3b63]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me

[quote=Milla][quote=Pyro]granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:e5a0e]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:e5a0e]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.

[quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:73284]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:73284]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone

[quote=Nyck][quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:f8e2f]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but repomen took all your shit.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock

I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once

Granted but each one has 34 years worth of smegma build up that you have to first personally clean with your tongue only.

I wish for peace in the world

granted, but now the world is overpopulated and the AIDS is rampant

I wish I had more posts.

[quote="TGB!":1aab2]Granted but they're on another fucking forum.

I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.[/quote:1aab2]

Granted, but unfortunately for you, Nyck won

I wish i made $250k a year without leaving the house

[quote="TGB!":7eb47]Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.

I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom.[/quote:7eb47]

Granted, but she's drooling of Syphilis everytime she's sucking on your tool

I wish Hilary Clinton dropped out of the Presidential race to take over Rosie's place on "The View"

[quote="TGB!":f4cc2]Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.

I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me.[/quote:f4cc2]granted, but i don't think they like abortion clinics..(o shiiit!!)

i wish i could moderate the forums

[quote=gtboys34]granted, but i don't think they like abortion clinics..(o shiiit!!)

i wish i could moderate the forums[/quote:c0bc8]

Granted but everyone would leave and the only people left would be pyr0 and blitz


I wish this was Sparta

granted, there is no more sparta.

I want to be a porn star comparable to the legendary Peter North.

Granted, but u can only do gay and/or bestiality.


I wish i culd discover something really shit-hot from the ancient world like tutankhamen or atlantis or that.

[quote="TGB!":bbea2]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!

I wish I were dead.[/quote:bbea2]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs.

I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":36e19][quote="TGB!":36e19]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!

I wish I were dead.[/quote:36e19]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs.

I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted[/quote:36e19]

Granted, but now he'll be a citizen of France.

I wish life was really like a box of chocolates

Granted, but your the coconut one that no one likes and likes to throw away at the end.

I wish Mr. Buttocks actually was a pair of buttocks.

granted, but he talks like assey mcgee.

I wish i had ice cream.

Granted, but it is Sclass spooge flavored.

I wish there was no hockey.

Granted, but then we have to listen to the Canadians talk about curling.

I wish I was Jesus McButterfingers.

Granted, but you're light skinned and therefore less respected than your other negro bretheren.

I wish I could shoot mad 3's.

Granted, but you will be forced to accept epic cornholings from Gilbert Arenas.

I wish I could go the fuck home.

granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I had a brain.

Granted, but it's Paris Hilton's.

I wish my co-workers would fucking make coffee when the pot is empty.

granted, but it tastes worse than if you had made it yourself. =O

I wish Zoner was my father.

granted, they'll make a 'special' pot filled half with coffee and half with piss.

I wish I could have perfect health.

Granted. but you will get cancer after it

I wish my schlöng was huge.