fluff get yer ass behind a bar then. will ranger still be here by the 20th?

Im here until the 26th..I believe. I need to be out of my dorm on the 21st or 22nd though? I got FUCKED up last night. I drank a bottle of gin to my dome and went to club Metra...it was alright, nothing to special. We had to call ahead of time and get on a list though. Elstat, if you want to get together sometime this weekend Id be down for that...my friends were thinking about going to Pacha but its 21+..and, sadly, Im only 19. What club should I try tonight and tomorrow then?

Pacha is 21+ Ah crap! Try Turnmills, Fabric or the Ministry of Sound. But I'm not sure of the ages on them either. cry:

We were going to go to Turnmills tonight..but oddly, very few people are going out..it makes NO sense. We get black out on the weekdays and stay inside on the weekend? Ministry of Sound tomorrow :D

180 just span upon me!

Having a piss in the back alley way, ploice pulled up fined me £80! Stuck a trunsen(watver its called) down my throat! Started smacking me in the face with punches! Im black and blue cause I needed a piss! Dude 21st im yours!

Wha? oOo:

I LOLED when I read this. TOO funny. Muz, can you get to London tomorrow at all? or within the next week? I went out tonight right? Some local bar/club. I danced with a 50+ year old woman for MAD facebook pics. My friend told her I was blind and I was lectured by her for about 20 minutes about the importance of being respectful towards blind people. I honestly think I had 3 coronas while she told me that; crazy skank ass old hoe. THEN this dude comes up to me and says " So, I saw you dancing with my mom." I replied with a courteous
"yeah, it was alot of fun. Just enjoying myself and London." He said " So, my mom is attractive to you?" Im like..." ehhh, no." He says "So, you are saying she is ugly." I tell him..."Wow, dude..you are putting words in my mouth." He sees the worry on my face and laughs it off with me and tells me he is just messing and that it was too funny I was dancing with some old chick and how he geeked out over it. Im like OMG WTF dude...it stressed me out. My room mate was ready to punch the guy in the back of the head..he told me he was watching the entire thing unfold and if it went any further he would have bopped him in the head - obv. he was drunk but it was still fucking hilarious listening to me room mate say this.

Okay Sober now...

Let me explain.

I was in a bar with my cousin and a friend, we decided that no girls were ever gonna come so we headed out. By time we headed out I needed a piss, so I started having one in a side streat. Next thing I know a police grabbed me by the arm slung me in the back of a van fined me £80 then slung me out,

He said "dont do that again"

I replied "Okay Sorry I wont"

Which he replied "Your a cocky twat"

Next thing I know Im being rushed by two police, one got my face and started hoe slappin me the other got out his ploice bat and stuck it down my throat.

So here I am absoulty bladdered getting bitch slapped by a police man while eating his bat.

As this was happening my cousin ran round the corner and shouted,

"Dont touch my cousin"

Yes. He got twated aswell.

So in the space of 5 minutes me and my cousin got our faces abused I eat stick and was £80 down. Not one of the bests nights I've had out.


Ranger mate I dont know about this week, I am at a hoes party Friday. I have no idea when.

Bat eek: Take it you've never hard of a nightstick?

They use nightsticks and expandable batons in the uk, trunchon was phased out probably 10+ years ago.

Bat = Police weapon.

bat =

[img]http://www.werc.usgs.gov/bats/images/c-big-brown-bat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.myweddingfavors.com/images/product/CAC1987-L.jpg[/img]

or

[img]http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2550356p275w.jpg[/img]


Nightstick =

[img]http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/02/10/baton_zoom.jpg[/img]



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I hate pigs, they arrested my mate for putting his arse clean through a pub window one night, threw him in a pork pie van & then let him go 5 mins later. His excuse- he needed to sit down rolleyes: oOo:

But the gits throw me in gaol for something I didn't even do! cuss:

+ I know two police ladies who reguarly break the law whilst out clubbing but I dnt do that stuff. cuss: stupid:

Sounds like you havin a gd time Raner LMAO @ the guy who told you it was his mum, that's the brit sense of humour don't take it too seriously biggrin:

Fluffy check your PMs.

I'm going to Ministry of Sound tonight..should be an AWESOME time. Ill try to take a vid. if I can.

K I'm pretty much giving up on this job bs, all I have is interviews interviews interviews. Even if I was working now I probably wouldn't get paid in time for Ibiza. My only choice now is to get one of those credit card things. Unfortunately I have no income so the chances of them giving me one may be slim. Static any advice on the card front seeing as I know FA about getting a card? Maybe I could try that egg card or something? I wana try & catch up with Ranger before he heads back over the pond, if not then we still had a wicked time. If anyone else ever comes to the UK in future hook me up rock:

Stat I still wana meet you too sometime you slag!

yea we need to meert up and leave this american slags behind to party like its 2001.

credit card wise - well alot of places will give you one but you will be raped on apr %.

best bet is to somewhow open up multiple over drafts - i have 2 graduate overdrafts.


just started my job at a lloyds bar today - 5 girls in the same induction as myself rock:

Officialy, Im supposed to leave this saturday. I may try to travel with a friend here for a few days afterwards..we were thinking Ibiza, Amsterdam, or Prague. However, if that doesnt work out Im going to stay in London for a few more days probably by myself, and do some day trips...Dover, Kent, Canterbury, Oxford, Bath, maybe Brighton again. Just let me know when you guys want to get together. Im going to be spending today hanging out, researching and writing my paper...maybe hit up Monument tower later to get some pics. I may head to sports bar for the 1£ drinks for a little while, but since last time the only reason I stuck around was to get shit faced with Fluffy, I probably wont stay for that long due to the abundance of tons of dudes. Ill end up phoning a friend and going to some other Late night bar...my friends usually end up going to Opal (a club in RBKC right down the street from me) which is open until 3 or 4am? Let me know whats up...Im pretty much free the rest of the week, and if I get this paper done today I dont think Ill have class thursday and friday. Im seeing Spamalot tomorrow night, and am trying to take a day trip out of London on Thursday but thats about it....

Ranger can you get upto Manchester for Friday?

it could be a possibility...how far away is manchester? how much £? :)

rofl - keep away from manchester.

No Idea mate.

Bad experience?

Manchester is about 4-5 hours away on the train & it will cost about £60+.
They also speak in a rather mad dialect, worth the trip just to hear the northern accents. If you every go to Scotland gl kus even I can't understand them. biggrin:

BTW fkers at the Banks wouldn't give me a card cuss: I shall definately be going through London on the 24th as I have another interview.