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[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2007 01:56 PM

we should have a thread devoted to forum cartoons, FPS Funnies

Zoner 08-21-2007 01:58 PM

Another instant AA.com/GF1/fpsgameforums classic is born.

Milla 08-21-2007 02:15 PM

That better be a blue moon in my hand simo

anti 08-21-2007 02:33 PM

lol

Coleman 08-21-2007 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
lol


Merlin122 08-21-2007 03:06 PM

+10 internets if you add maple raping the body

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
That better be a blue moon in my hand simo

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2007 05:40 PM

simo, brilliant picture but it lacks a certain tattoo on a certain arm of jotun.

Airborne Butters 08-21-2007 05:49 PM

Horrible choice on Cherry Wheat. But anywho, I've never gone to college, but I've gone to alot of college parties and such and been to college towns. As far as partying is concerned, you're best bet is to get really good at beer pong,quaters and flip cup. You'll need to stick to a strict regiment of beer, most likely light. Probally gonna have to get used to Natty Ice or MGD. Last I checked, you could pick up a suitcase pack of Natty Ice for like 10 bones.

RaNgeR 08-21-2007 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
That better be a blue moon in my hand simo

I love blue moon; magic hat is another fav.

Akuma 08-21-2007 06:35 PM

roooofl

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-21-2007 07:03 PM

Buttocks needs his own comic strip

mr.miyagi 08-21-2007 07:13 PM

A woman was toilet training her son one day and while he was peeing he kept singing, "Peeing with my toothbrush, peeing with my toothbrush." The woman thought this was very strange and asked her son why he called his penis a "toothbrush". Well, he told his mom that one night he walked into the bathroom and his dad and the baby sitter were in there doing something weird. When the boy asked his dad what was happening his dad said, "I am brushing her teeth."

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2007 09:19 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":f4ab5]Horrible choice on Cherry Wheat..[/quote:f4ab5]
you're dead to me

Milla 08-21-2007 09:37 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":04079]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
That better be a blue moon in my hand simo

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat[/quote:04079]

Bull shit beer. Blue Moon is the way to go. I dont drink anything that is bottled where the enemy calls home (IE the Red Soxs)

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2007 09:42 PM

SAM ADAMS WAS A GOD DAMNED PATRIOT

CHERRY WHEAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE BEER
[img]http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/166.jpg[/img]

Milla 08-21-2007 09:44 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":14a67]SAM ADAMS WAS A GOD DAMNED PATRIOT

CHERRY WHEAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE BEER
[img]http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/166.jpg[/img][/quote:14a67]

You being a Yankee fan, thats blasphemy.

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2007 09:47 PM

I'm pretty sure Jorge Posada would drink this the_finger:

Milla 08-21-2007 09:48 PM

lawls happy:

Airborne Butters 08-21-2007 09:58 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c60b8][quote="Airborne Butters":c60b8]Horrible choice on Cherry Wheat..[/quote:c60b8]
you're dead to me[/quote:c60b8]

If you're into wheat beers, try Hofbrau Hefeweizen or Konig Ludwig. Hofbrau might be a teed harder to find, but Konig Ludwig is available at some liquor stores. Oh and if you can find the Sam Adams Hefeweizen, then try that. For some reason I hate the taste of cherry wheat. It really just taste like crappy ass cherry soda. Maybe it was the batch I got or the way it was served, but it really just sucked and blew.

Oh and Blue moon isn't bad like Miller said. Alot of Belgian white ales are good. Try Hoegarden.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-22-2007 06:46 AM

odor eaters calmdown:

Pyro 08-22-2007 02:39 PM

[img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/20/jotuneb1.jpg[/img]

HAHAHAHAHA...thats fucking great

Whatada 08-22-2007 06:24 PM

LOL NYCK

Proteus 08-22-2007 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Don't drink? Do you smoke?

I smell crash and burn.

My friend was hardcore straightedge going into college and then couldn't handle partying and work.

ok bozo

i smoked two cigars in my life. I was drunk twice in my life. Never really liked any of it. Tried it. Wasn't for me. i'm not the loser that sits in the library on a Friday night either. I definitely get my fun in.


Dude, I can tell you'd be a really annoying kid at a party. You just replied to me like I was talking to you, and I wasn't even looking for a counter-argument from anybody. People going into college who are inexperienced drinkers or smokers have a definate possibility of getting very bad grades.

I thought that was obvious.

And I was talking about weed, not cigars.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-22-2007 07:14 PM

but weed is illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coleman 08-22-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Don't drink? Do you smoke?

I smell crash and burn.

My friend was hardcore straightedge going into college and then couldn't handle partying and work.

ok bozo

i smoked two cigars in my life. I was drunk twice in my life. Never really liked any of it. Tried it. Wasn't for me. i'm not the loser that sits in the library on a Friday night either. I definitely get my fun in.


Dude, I can tell you'd be a really annoying kid at a party. You just replied to me like I was talking to you, and I wasn't even looking for a counter-argument from anybody. People going into college who are inexperienced drinkers or smokers have a definate possibility of getting very bad grades.

I thought that was obvious.

And I was talking about weed, not cigars.

[img]http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/bullethead.jpg[/img]

lol i don't frown down on anyone that does any of that stuff. That's your choice. And I hardly think I would be the annoying one at the party when you're over in the corner wrestling men for dorritos.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-22-2007 08:18 PM

Someone give this lad some absinthe

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-22-2007 08:32 PM

[img]http://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/michelin-man.JPG[/img]

add this to my droopy post, and I'm on a role for mean spirited, inappropriate jokes today

Coleman 08-22-2007 08:44 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":52b0c]Someone give this lad some absinthe[/quote:52b0c]i'll drink it if you squirt it from you arse rock:

Chronic Diarrhea 08-22-2007 08:54 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6beb1]Someone give this lad some absinthe[/quote:6beb1]

I want to try some of that.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-23-2007 12:41 PM

[quote=Coleman]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":84345
Someone give this lad some absinthe

i'll drink it if you squirt it from you arse rock:[/quote:84345]

This can be arranged

RaNgeR 08-23-2007 12:46 PM

I tried a few times to find absinthe in London, but alas, I was never able to get my hands on some.

MuZzA 08-23-2007 01:10 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6ddf4][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6ddf4]Someone give this lad some absinthe[/quote:6ddf4]

I want to try some of that.[/quote:6ddf4]

Very strong stuff rock:

ninty 08-23-2007 02:37 PM

lolol pyro looks exactly the same in real life as in that cartoon

Forte 08-23-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Don't drink? Do you smoke?

I smell crash and burn.

My friend was hardcore straightedge going into college and then couldn't handle partying and work.

ok bozo

i smoked two cigars in my life. I was drunk twice in my life. Never really liked any of it. Tried it. Wasn't for me. i'm not the loser that sits in the library on a Friday night either. I definitely get my fun in.


Dude, I can tell you'd be a really annoying kid at a party. You just replied to me like I was talking to you, and I wasn't even looking for a counter-argument from anybody. People going into college who are inexperienced drinkers or smokers have a definate possibility of getting very bad grades.

I thought that was obvious.

And I was talking about weed, not cigars.

and just what basis do you have for this? If I were to believe that I might as well believe that videogames and heavy metal music cause people to go on killing sprees.

Airborne Butters 08-23-2007 09:54 PM

Proteus, you're friend who was "hardcore straightedge" or whatever heading into college sounds like a retard and a fool. Not for being "hardcore straightedge" but for the sheer fact that drinking and partying came over school and work. As for yourself, you seem like you just either started drinking or just go into college. You're going to learn that there's a bit more to life then just drinking to be cool. Also, just because Coleman doesn't drink or smoke doesn't mean he's going to lecture you on both in the middle of a party. My friend just started drinking at age 21 and before that he had fun at parties just the same as he does now that he started drinking. Also there's no reason to look down or make fun of straight edge or people who choose not to smoke or drink. Odds are, those people will literally save you ass sometime when you're wasted.

As for Forte drinking in college, you just need to take it in moderation. There's no need to go out and get shitted up every night and fail school. Just party on the weekend or some shit when you've got all your priorities straight. I've met far too many people who decided to go out on a Tuesday night or some crap and not go to class or work the next day. Moderation folks, just like the black Tanqueray guy.

p.s. get cracking on them beer chugging and beer pong skills Forte.

Simo Häyhä 08-23-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
lolol pyro looks exactly the same in real life as in that cartoon

i like the double lumped dick i drew

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-24-2007 12:05 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":8a545]Proteus, you're friend who was "hardcore straightedge" or whatever heading into college sounds like a retard and a fool. Not for being "hardcore straightedge" but for the sheer fact that drinking and partying came over school and work. As for yourself, you seem like you just either started drinking or just go into college. You're going to learn that there's a bit more to life then just drinking to be cool. Also, just because Coleman doesn't drink or smoke doesn't mean he's going to lecture you on both in the middle of a party. My friend just started drinking at age 21 and before that he had fun at parties just the same as he does now that he started drinking. Also there's no reason to look down or make fun of straight edge or people who choose not to smoke or drink. Odds are, those people will literally save you ass sometime when you're wasted.

As for Forte drinking in college, you just need to take it in moderation. There's no need to go out and get shitted up every night and fail school. Just party on the weekend or some shit when you've got all your priorities straight. I've met far too many people who decided to go out on a Tuesday night or some crap and not go to class or work the next day. Moderation folks, just like the black Tanqueray guy.

p.s. get cracking on them beer chugging and beer pong skills Forte.[/quote:8a545]Black dude = Tony Sinclair you asshole!! cuss:

Pyro 08-24-2007 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
lolol pyro looks exactly the same in real life as in that cartoon

one sexy ass mother fucker

Forte 08-24-2007 08:14 PM

I moved into my dorm today. the internet aint that bad here. I got lucky and got the largest room they had.


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