hahaha. thats great.

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bigzooka: bigzooka: bigzooka:

IM tired, its 5.40 am and theres a spider on the loose. cry:

How can you guys talk for 3 pages about spiders?

Dunno :/

Good answer!

But we did.


Next time I see a spider I'm gonna throw sand on it to make it hiss.

[quote:16a20]So you get big spiders like that a lot in australia?[/quote:16a20]

Yeah, big pricks like that all the time. I'm scared of them but I'm getting used to the fact that all I need to do is wallop them nice and hard or use the insect killer and they are permanently out of the picture. I've had them crawl up my leg, crawl up arm, jump on my head, bitten twice......meh, the only spider I'm utterly fucking scared shitless of is one that is about the size of a 10 cent piece in Australia which is roughly the same size as a quarter in the states. It's called the White-tailed spider and when bitten your flesh just basically bruises and festers, rots....Thats the only spider I'm truly scared of, those funnel webs and trapdoors, meh, anti-venom will fix that, there aint no cure for that little "size of your thumb" bastard, not that I've heard of anyway.

spiders are made to jack you off when you're not able to use your hands

Yeah, we get them here also. Little bastards.

[img]http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/paedm/clintox/lampona.jpg[/img]

Thats why i like living in Canada.

Its too fuggin cold here for spiders to survive.

Toronto is fucking HOT!...guy even our winters are nt that cold anymore

[quote="Wolf-Man":b449f]Yeah, we get them here also. Little bastards.

[img]http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/paedm/clintox/lampona.jpg[/img][/quote:b449f]

Heh, ummm "we get them here also" ?? I'm from Australia if you didnt realise oOo:

You're from QLD, I'm NSW. Its like a whole different planet happy:

Dude, its not fucking HOT in the winter time. It may be mild, but its still not hot enough to have spiders living there.

the hot part was meant for summers...yet the winters is not as cold as they used to be

I hate spiders too. They are like the thing I was always afraid of. hake:

Dude, I was golfing in BC once and I went to tee off on the 6th I believe and there was a fuckin snake there. It jumped and wiggled away a bit and I fuckin took off. I must have jumped 10 feet. More than any white man could ever jump. I started chasing it around and talking "Australian" like the crocidile hunter.

I was saying like "crikey" and shit. It was great.

Good times.

You must have taken home a girl that day, for sure.

[quote="Wolf-Man":500f7]You're from QLD, I'm NSW. Its like a whole different planet happy:[/quote:500f7]

LOL biggrin:

[quote=BallisticWookie]LOL biggrin:[/quote:f4ff4]

i used to be in a place in NSW that backed onto some nastyass rainforest shit. we had at least one huntsman to kill every night inside the house. ended up the walls had bloodstains on them everywhere. even find friggin prey mantis in your washing the bastards. you wanna freak out find one of them fuckers next to your jox.

biggest spider i spotted was one running across the road and its body was about the size of a packet of smokes i shit you not. the little fucker had legs flyin everywhere gettin across that road.

r3mix

we got blackwidows here those damn black silky freaks. I remember once when i was younger i was sitting down on some bricks and behind me was a bush. I was fidling around with the bush with my hands. I felt this round cotton ball and i grabed it. I had it in my palm and held it near my face to see what it was, errgg it was an egg with a bunch of little blackwidows crawling all over my hand. I think ever since then iv been freaked out by them. Also once i remember in my cousins house i opened one of his closets and out comes this huge grey spider and it just jumps out of the closet onto my shirt. i freaked ed: i used to be like unafected by spiders, i would go to where i knew a bunch would be and start a stomping massacre, but not anymore, now im scared of em.

CAN
 

You canadians... Whats hot to you! It's 45 * Call it summer! BAH! 70/80 is not hot! 100/110 is hot, WITH HUMIDITY. Dry Heat aint heat! so SHH! Spiders Spiders everywehre.. I'm a have to stay up 3 more hours (6:00am) before I will think of sleeping! (I sleep in the basement ! WOO!

I tell ya... I just killed me a good 50 cent piece ( US) sized one the other day. Don't ask me how it got that big, never seen one that big . It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either.. It was mean and scarey looking!

But really, I don't know the name, nor am I going to look for it... but their is a spider that hangs out in wet/semi wet places, indoors. So imagine... you're sitting your self down for a wonderful time on the can, and a spider jumps on yer ass and sticks his fangs in yer right cheek! (BTW, you decided it would be fun to eat a chocolate on the crapper :P) Can you believe he has the nerve to interupt the 'Spider' Daily! But isn't that frigging crazy... being attacked while on the can... ahahahaha

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We had a snake sleeping, wrapped around our toilet once... It's not a good idea to use the flame thrower on them in that situation, I don't advise it ;)

Also, When I was about 7 there was a bee on my bedroom window... Hammer-time! Only had to replace 3 panes because I kept missing... and the glass was like 30 years old biggrin:

Sometimes I help spiders, by throwing flys and mosquitos in their webs, and watch them suffer when spider comes to claim the catch. Better than TV.

Sometimes I help spiders, by ending their stupid worthless lives with help from my boot!

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[quote="TFF Darkstar":8677f]You canadians... Whats hot to you! It's 45 * Call it summer! BAH! 70/80 is not hot! 100/110 is hot, WITH HUMIDITY. Dry Heat aint heat! so SHH! Spiders Spiders everywehre.. I'm a have to stay up 3 more hours (6:00am) before I will think of sleeping! (I sleep in the basement ! WOO!

I tell ya... I just killed me a good 50 cent piece ( US) sized one the other day. Don't ask me how it got that big, never seen one that big . It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either.. It was mean and scarey looking!

But really, I don't know the name, nor am I going to look for it... but their is a spider that hangs out in wet/semi wet places, indoors. So imagine... you're sitting your self down for a wonderful time on the can, and a spider jumps on yer ass and sticks his fangs in yer right cheek! (BTW, you decided it would be fun to eat a chocolate on the crapper :P) Can you believe he has the nerve to interupt the 'Spider' Daily! But isn't that frigging crazy... being attacked while on the can... ahahahaha

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are you drunk?

yes sir I am drunk sir.............line from bob biggrin:

[quote:bf106]It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either[/quote:bf106]

Hell there the worst ones!!

He goes for the big daddy-long-legs killing shoe evil:
He swings it and misses hake:
The Daddy long legs crawls onto his hand oOo:

hahaa wanna hear something funny? i was watching leno late one night on one of my rare days off from football. and i look over see something black on the wall so i figure what the hell ill get up and look. it was a little spider the side of about my thumb i freaked. i picked up an old issue of muscle and fittnesss and i sent that little bastard to spider hell. i slept face down for a month and i still do i dont want to eat one. and whoever said we eat 3 spiders a year how big are thoose suckers? we all have microscopic ones crawling on our bodies and they are so tiny if they were any bigger we would be itching constantly scary shit huh? heard that on the discovery channel. oh man i want to live in canada or maine where its to damn cold for thoose little bastards to live

We had a Vacum Cleaner in the Garage for about a year. When we finaly went it out to use it, i noticed a couple of small, black, shinny spiders crawling out from under it. I tipped it up and there was a bigger one, dead and a nice red hourglass on it's belly. Turned out to be a Black widow's nest. I sprayed that thing 3 times a day for a week, and bug bombed the garage, house and Attic 4 times.

I don't mind spiders, as long as they aren't very poisenouse. Usualy i just grab them in a paper towel and put them in the bushes outside. But occasionaly I run into one that will back down from my hand and rear up. Then I just smash the bastard. If it see's a creature roughly 20 times it's size, and feels like it can deffend itself, I won't mess with it, just splat!

But I like spiders, they kill the desese spreading shit bugs. Praying Mantis's are cool too. Their little heads turn to look at you when you pick them up. =)

today i went to play some MOH just sittings in my chair when i feel something on my leg only to see a fairly big spider...i dint jump up & scream or anything i just grabbed him & threw him out the door.did give me a bit of a shock though when i first saw it.

those jumping spiders are cool they have huge fury heads and they jump around the place

[quote:9410d]those jumping spiders are cool they have huge fury heads and they jump around the place [/quote:9410d]

oh yeah there just great

i used to go bodypoppin back in the day with a number of them. they always kicked my ass tho, man they could dance

dude new pics....dude

i dont mind the spiders ...as long if there not scorpions.....they live in australia or not???