I talked to a real life limey on the phone today speaking the queens english. i wonder if miyagi and fluf really sound like that...

I love the way stat sounds. Kind of like Daniel Craig from Bond. rock:

[img]http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/4528/untitled1no3.jpg[/img]

Suprising how broad sounding brits are in real life, over the phone is one thing but in real life its totally different.

I was on a cruise talking to a guy from Machester..Could barely understand him beer:

fuck no. Buttocks's people are the most difficult to understand. NORTHERN SCOTS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMPXPKMv9s

Pretty much a belfast accent here, what i sound like.

My accent is geordie, some say its strong but I don't think it is. it varies in strength, maybe we should start a thread of each of us reading a small paragraph and posting the sound file on here. that would be funneh happy:


edit: this is how i sound, lmao http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjWgiKut6c

WTF DO U MEAN 3 PERCENT COMMISSION

ok, bit more accurate geordie: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RL4FCRbm5jo

Knock them OOT? Sure thats geordie and not canadian? biggrin:

[img]http://www.funny-animals.org/wp-content/funny-animals/funny-cat.jpg[/img]

[quote="TGB!":430c3][quote="mr.miyagi":430c3]Sweet little video, awww, poor guy...

[url="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBvMvHk1BE"]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBvMvHk1BE[/url][/quote:430c3]

Bra-fucking-o. That was awesome. I was gonna make a comment, but would rather not spoil it for anyone.[/quote:430c3]

I agree. What a well thought out creative commercial.

Milla on a reload

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT9SFfnqMGQ

ahaha good stuff

Updated: Shawn Mac Rae and Rachel White joined the group PETITION TO GET THE SPICE GIRLS IN TORONTO FOR THEIR REUNION TOUR!. 4:33pm

[url:d9e42]http://break.com/index/future-darwin-award-candidate.html[/url:d9e42]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Heres some advice for ALL of you...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MdzchIMi43Y


cuss:

[img]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5148/1181929800237ch8.jpg[/img]

iPhone : Will it Blend?

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx? ... deo=iphone


biggrin: rock:

[quote:852ec]Matthew Howe, Senior VP of McDonald's UK was quoted saying "As we get better at the refinement we will be able to remove virgin rape from the process,"[/quote:852ec]
eek:

http://green.yahoo.com/index.php?q=node/765

http://www.break.com/index/eel_bites_of ... thumb.html

eel bites his guys thumb clean off. the first few minutes is just of them feeding the eels, then they show it biting it off. then they show how they grafted a toe onto the hand. creepy as hell.

LOL toe thumbs


seinfeld lol

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2bfc5]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo[/quote:2bfc5]
biggrin: well, it appears as though Danny has got all that sorted then.

ed:


"OHH-when a giant eel swims up and tears you apart, that's a moray
when she snacks on the guy like a big pizza pie...A-THAT"S A MORAAAYY!!"
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/moray.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.animeotaku.info/forum/img/206846948c5ca9af7.gif[/img]

owned

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/runaw ... g_ball.php

/b/ random

[quote="Eight Ace":ac62c] ed:


"OHH-when a giant eel swims up and tears you apart, that's a moray
when she snacks on the guy like a big pizza pie...A-THAT"S A MORAAAYY!!"
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/moray.jpg[/img][/quote:ac62c]
lol, fagit

the time has come, defend the internets

[img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/a/8/3a8ac0efeae7fadb2e25cd19e0ccbb19.png[/img]

i'm going to go meet raffi's brother tomorrow, and possibly raffi if he;s still visiting. i'll get pictures.

lawl wtf

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19709067/?GT1=10150

top story on MSN.... oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d7573]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19709067/?GT1=10150

top story on MSN.... oOo:[/quote:d7573]

How does shit like this even show up ont he radar for news people? Did the people call them up and basically say "wow, i have a funny story for you"; and they decided that it was real "news" that required the public to know. I mean give me some details about nuke dissamament or somthing. Whats that, no new development there, oh well then, its still a better story.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9703e]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19709067/?GT1=10150

top story on MSN.... oOo:[/quote:9703e]

this should be the top story

[url="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19719373/"]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19719373/[/url]

happy:

I was watching my DVR of americas got talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBuBKairqd8

this guy fucked himself up hardcore...I laffed so hard at the end with the full head roll over

holy shit dude, that is truly Fukked up, looked like a corpse with rigormortis, there. happy:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":a5914][img]http://www.animeotaku.info/forum/img/206846948c5ca9af7.gif[/img][/quote:a5914]

roflmao

i keep coming back to this thread for this pic. awesome.