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Tripper 06-02-2006 03:17 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d2513]I'll stick it in your koochums biggrin:


You know, I was just thinking... where's the place they kiss with their noses? Anartica? Cause a thought just went through my mind...DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS I CAN SCORE WITH DOWN THERE? Jesus christ, my nose would be godly.[/quote:d2513]

1.) It's spelt "Antarctica."

2.) They don't kiss with their noses there - There aren't even any native people from antarctica, noone has lived there all their life, so how would they have their own trait like that...

3.) The nose-kissing thing is called a 'Hongi' and it's a Maori greeting from New Zealand.

4.) You wouldn't score with any chicks unless you like tribal elders who are probably the only maori who use it outside of tradition, instead of kissing normally.

5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.

Milla 06-02-2006 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.

Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyck 06-02-2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.

Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

I seconded this rofl

Sgt. Paine 06-02-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.

Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

I seconded this rofl

Thirded

Simo Häyhä 06-02-2006 03:34 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":08454]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.

Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

I seconded this rofl

Thirded[/quote:08454]
Fouthed

Zoner 06-02-2006 03:36 PM

Back to the pics, fags.

Sgt. Paine 06-02-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Back to the pics, fags.

Not enough jerking material?

Zoner 06-02-2006 03:40 PM

eek:
Just trying to steer the thread back on topic, dingleberry.

anti 06-02-2006 08:38 PM

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/DSC_0121%20copy.jpg[/img]

Proteus 06-02-2006 08:49 PM

^Taken for myspace?

anti 06-02-2006 08:51 PM

why would you say that?

Proteus 06-02-2006 08:53 PM

Sorry I said anything...



It's because that's what all the myspace kids do, only they hold it off to the side and whatknot...

Coleman 06-02-2006 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
^Taken for myspace?

no, no, no, no. The camera would have to be either [a cell phone camera, or a shitty casio camera you buy at walmart in the plastic packaging in the checkout lane] that is held to the side of the face taking a picture of a shirtless tool.

Proteus 06-02-2006 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
^Taken for myspace?

no, no, no, no. The camera would have to be either [a cell phone camera, or a shitty casio camera you buy at walmart in the plastic packaging in the checkout lane] that is held to the side of the face taking a picture of a shirtless tool.

Correct, so basically the mirror part is the common ground.

Milla 06-02-2006 10:26 PM

Cut your mother fucking hair shaggy!
































beer:

Tripper 06-02-2006 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Sorry I said anything...



It's because that's what all the myspace kids do, only they hold it off to the side and whatknot...

You're a retardo loserino.

MySpace fags wouldn't let the camera hide their face, because they need to show off their superficial facial pose.

EDIT: P.s Anti is alllllllll sex. Iwanafuckhiminhiscutelil'behind.

Blase 06-02-2006 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
MySpace fags wouldn't let the camera hide their face, because they need to show off their superficial facial pose.

Unless they've got an assface and are trying to capatalize on whatever body they might have.

Mr.Buttocks 06-03-2006 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

3.) The nose-kissing thing is called a 'Hongi' and it's a Maori greeting from New Zealand.

5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.


Would the Maori's consider Duffy to be 'Well Hongi'???

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-03-2006 09:54 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":133c8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

3.) The nose-kissing thing is called a 'Hongi' and it's a Maori greeting from New Zealand.

5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.


Would the Maori's consider Duffy to be 'Well Hongi'???[/quote:133c8]
happy:

Pyro 06-03-2006 05:52 PM

go anywhere on god's green earth, i triple my worth

mother fuckers.

Simo Häyhä 06-03-2006 06:55 PM

Anti gives decent head

Tripper 06-04-2006 05:54 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2f9fa]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

3.) The nose-kissing thing is called a 'Hongi' and it's a Maori greeting from New Zealand.

5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.


Would the Maori's consider Duffy to be 'Well Hongi'???[/quote:2f9fa]

Why, very much sire beer:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-04-2006 08:07 PM

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/fdh.jpg[/img]

I've decided to try & grow my gay moustache again

RaNgeR 06-04-2006 08:15 PM

dont

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-04-2006 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
dont

Why? I'm sure the ladies are brought to new heights of emotion when my man caterpillar tickles their kitty.

Coleman 06-04-2006 08:31 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3e549]
Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNgeR
dont

Why? I'm sure the ladies are brought to new heights of emotion when my man caterpillar tickles their kitty.[/quote:3e549]lmao, great quote

RaNgeR 06-04-2006 10:12 PM

hahaha, bunny <3

Jotun 06-04-2006 11:02 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/jotun/Prom/DSC_0054.jpg[/img]
Pre-prom...

Coleman 06-05-2006 01:03 AM

good looking tux..nothing over the top and very classy. beer:

06-05-2006 01:10 AM

Jotun you look sexy. Your date is nice looking too, love her dress.

Jin-Roh 06-05-2006 12:07 PM

Jotuns dad??? What? eek:

Tripper 06-05-2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
love her dress.

You sure do. Fag.

Sgt. Paine 06-05-2006 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
love her dress.

You sure do. Fag.

RALFUL

lasagna 06-05-2006 08:43 PM

shes hot as fuck ed:

Jin-Roh 06-05-2006 08:57 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5b49d]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/fdh.jpg

I've decided to try & grow my gay moustache again[/quote:5b49d]

[img]http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/3820/796810299l6dy.jpg[/img]

anti 06-05-2006 09:26 PM

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/2332.jpg[/img]

Sirus 06-05-2006 10:00 PM

lmao, ned as punk

Coleman 06-05-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/2332.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos-547.facebook.com/ip006/v18/17/17/42600489/n42600489_30200547_1268.jpg[/img]

Tripper 06-05-2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/2332.jpg[/img]

rofl. The generic ramones t-shirt. Right up there with the clash t-shirt.

Ned was so gay.

Miscguy 06-06-2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/2332.jpg[img]

rofl. The generic ramones t-shirt. Right up there with the clash t-shirt.

Ned isso gay.

Fix'd


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