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geRV 07-22-2007 05:15 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d7ca2]for those who plan on seeing the Simpsons Movie or have seen the trailer...

why is Arnold Schwarzenegger President... did they just kill off Renier Wolfcastle for the movie?[/quote:d7ca2]

Doubt they killed him off, i can see a scene in the movie where wolfcastle meets arnie or something along those lines.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-22-2007 06:27 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":36cb4]for those who plan on seeing the Simpsons Movie or have seen the trailer...

why is Arnold Schwarzenegger President... did they just kill off Renier Wolfcastle for the movie?

Doubt they killed him off, i can see a scene in the movie where wolfcastle meets arnie or something along those lines.[/quote:36cb4] I hope. Having the actual person in the simpsons really ruins the joke badly (like if mike tyson saw dedrick tatum).

Mr.Buttocks 07-23-2007 08:16 AM

[img]http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2435/a320centerpue4.jpg[/img]

ninty 07-23-2007 04:04 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CEFzDZNA76k& ... ed&search=

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-23-2007 08:12 PM

holy sh**
[img]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jpi_072207cmd_ctop53548.jpg[/img]

Sgt. Paine 07-23-2007 08:54 PM

you never saw that? Roids

MadMan 07-23-2007 10:10 PM

thats better than this one. can you say spew?
oOo:

[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6358/carrottopnw6.jpg[/img]

Whatada 07-23-2007 10:21 PM

CHINJAW

Jotun 07-23-2007 10:22 PM

The best scene from Scrubs is when Dr. Kelso pulls his face off as a fake mask and under it is Carrot Top.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-23-2007 10:43 PM

we once had a thread on that carrot top photo, but the one from perez is makes him look bigger

KTOG 07-24-2007 03:05 PM

[img]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/julius1213/Davidandchip.jpg[/img]

evenflow 07-24-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan
[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6358/carrottopnw6.jpg[/img]

fergie?

anti 07-24-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
[img]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/julius1213/Davidandchip.jpg[/img]

salame

salame

salame

salame

salame

MadMan 07-24-2007 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenflow
Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMan
[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6358/carrottopnw6.jpg[/img]

fergie?

great Idea, had to try it. happy:

[img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3676/fergiebe5.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 07-25-2007 03:13 AM

[url=http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1184968083/Dude_Experiences_a_Painful_Accident_While_Working_ Out:f9214]oh snap[/url:f9214]

anti 07-25-2007 04:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9 ... ic%3D23930

MadMan 07-25-2007 06:31 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":6fe09][url=http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1184968083/Dude_Experiences_a_Painful_Accident_While_Working_ Out:6fe09]oh snap[/url:6fe09][/quote:6fe09]

I shuddered. ed:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-25-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fforum%2Ewatm m%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp%3Fshowtopic%3D23930

already posted

MadMan 07-25-2007 10:52 PM

Kyocera, Sera
 
happy: happy:

read this on [url=http://www.woot.com/:b40ab]Woot[/url:b40ab]. I lOl'd
[quote:b40ab]The Wrong Tom Richards: Yeah, hello?

Debt Collector: Tom Richards?

The Wrong Tom Richards: Yes, this is Tom, but I think I know what this is about, and -

Debt Collector: Why haven’t you paid your bills, Tom?

The Wrong Tom Richards: Is this about the $147.92 from Crate & Barrel? Because if it is, I’m not the Tom Richards you’re looking for. We’ve been through this before.

Debt Collector: Stop lying, Tom. Give me your credit card number right now.

The Wrong Tom Richards: I’m telling you, you’re looking for a different Tom Richards! I used to see him listed in the phone book, I think he lived over on Mariposa Boulevard -

Debt Collector: Why are you lying, Tom? Is this how you treat everyone you owe money to? Give me your credit card number right now. That’s the only way you can stop these calls.

The Wrong Tom Richards: What social security number do you have down for me? Does it end in 4121?

Debt Collector: You know it doesn’t, Tom.

The Wrong Tom Richards: Then it’s not me!

Debt Collector: Stop lying and pay your bills, Tom.

The Wrong Tom Richards: You’re with CrediPay Systems, right? What’s your name and badge number?

Debt Collector: Mr. Denny, badge number 52474. But you shouldn’t be worried about that. You should worry about paying your bills.

The Wrong Tom Richards: You know, Mr. Denny, when you eventually find the right Tom Richards and you get your commission for collecting the debt, you oughtta spend it on a Kyocera Bluetooth Portable HandsFree Car Kit. It makes it easy and safe to take calls on your Bluetooth phone while you’re driving. You don’t even have to touch the phone to answer or end calls. It’s really convenient. As a matter of fact, I’m talking on one right now.

Debt Collector: I don’t care, Tom. I care about getting this debt paid. Stop changing the subject. I need that credit card number immediately. Now. Right now.

The Wrong Tom Richards: No, I don’t think so. I’ll tell you how we can handle this, though. I’m pulling up outside the CrediPay call center right now. I can wait out here for you – when do you get off, like six? – and convince you in person that I’m not the Tom Richards you’re looking for. I could even follow you home and we can take care of it there, if you want. I don’t have my social-security card with me, but I do have my Driver’s License. Oh, and my concealed-carry permit.

Debt Collector: I see…

The Wrong Tom Richards: Or we can forget all that and you can make sure your bloodsucking little loan-sharking outfit never calls me again. What do you say?

Debt Collector: I think this concludes our business. Thank you for using CrediPay Systems.[/quote:b40ab]

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 07-26-2007 06:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-ckU_D1fg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8lHGXW ... ed&search=

old as fuck but still make me lol

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-26-2007 06:41 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":009db]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-ckU_D1fg

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8lHGXWMzo&mode=related&search="]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8lHGXW ... ed&search=[/url]

old as fuck but still make me lol[/quote:009db]hahahahaha happy:

Jotun 07-26-2007 11:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWxpTZH2Xc

mr.miyagi 07-27-2007 06:09 AM

Japan - Tokyo:

Woman lives with mom's corpse for 4 years to claim pension

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/ ... 1000c.html

oOo:

ninty 07-27-2007 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ff_AXVlo9U

I want to build one. rock:

KTOG 07-27-2007 05:32 PM

piglaunch

[img]http://c.photos.cx/launchingpig-e35.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-27-2007 06:25 PM

spiderpig

Eight Ace 07-27-2007 07:24 PM

Hero Pooch Takes Care of Business as Family Recovers

The Robinson family are all smiles today as they watch their hero dog Darren snap one off in the garden,
but it was a very different story last Wednesday night when their home was engulfed by flames as the
family slept. Quick thinking Darren assessed the situation, donned breathing apparatus and methodically
rescued the entire family of five. “He did everything right, it’s uncanny.” said Fire Chief Rick Foreskin.

Since then Darren has continued to amaze his grateful owners, “He's arranged alternate accommodation
for us, has cared and cooked for us, he’s carried out major repairs to the house, and he’s even doing our tax
returns later on this afternoon, that dog is fucking tops in my book. ” said an emotional Mrs. Robinson.



[img]http://www.kamsewunique.com/custom-bandanas-images/dog-bandana-maggie.jpg[/img]
Darren : donned breathing apparatus




Article

mr.miyagi 07-27-2007 07:34 PM

[img]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/830/corgehcopyvn4.jpg[/img]

Akuma 07-27-2007 07:40 PM

Dogs can't look up.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-27-2007 10:20 PM

[img]http://i.imdb.com/Icons/poster_under_licence.gif[/img]

MadMan 07-29-2007 03:18 PM

No more Muh Buckett.
 
so sad. annoy:

[img]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5187/ihasabucketrp3.jpg[/img]

Fisherman arrested

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/28/sea.lion.stabbing.ap/index.html?bukkets:cc781]Story[/url:cc781]

Zoner 07-30-2007 11:36 AM

Here's a darkish clip from the gig on Friday night. We got pelted with Juicy Fruit gum! haw haw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1CkXh1obUo

mr.miyagi 07-30-2007 02:36 PM

Man gets BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH tattoo lol

[img]http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200707261209-pix1.jpg[/img]


plus some random others, dunno if they're new or old, etc..... happy:

[img]http://a101.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_9f5532a217c7d2efa8a255956ef0fbb4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://boingboing.net/images/l_494b8aa7lg.jpg[/img]
[img]http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/HTML-Head-Body-Tattoo.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-30-2007 04:47 PM

the last one is clever

Sgt. Paine 07-30-2007 04:57 PM

pyro, just out of curiosity, how much were the Rock the Bells tickets?

Proteus 07-30-2007 06:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgMAz5XP7Jk

I have a feeling that's old but just in case.

mr.miyagi 07-30-2007 08:18 PM

New project offset trailer

video stream:
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/48211

Art Attack 07-31-2007 11:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkpR2Q6Oy8

Nyck 07-31-2007 12:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KCcE5bxfE

Zoner 07-31-2007 12:37 PM

AH HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! Awesome. biggrin:


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