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Michael 08-25-2006 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt
i found this in my sink when i got home


[img]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3961/0824062338ahp5.jpg[/img]

Aawwww!!! happy:

Simo Häyhä 08-25-2006 10:26 AM

that is precious

Bucknub 08-25-2006 03:28 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":70539]that is precious[/quote:70539]

PRECIOUS!?

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/Kathleenbolton/gollum.gif[/img]

ninty 08-25-2006 03:51 PM

getting drunk is a lot of fun. I should look through some of my pics when i get home. vegas, golf trips, trips to lakes and such. i'm sure theres some good stuff in there.

I went camping this past weekend and we went golfing one day.

Event 1: Me and my other buddy made friends with the cart girls and they asked us if we wanted a free whisky shot. of course we obliged and it turned into a double shot. saw them 2 holes later and got another free double and this went on pretty much the entire day. i had a wicked round too which is suprising.

Event 2: Me and my buddy getting our golf cart high centered trying to drive up a huge steep hill. basically side of a mountain. we were way off the golf course. there were two trails that horses go on and the center part was where we got stuck. a trail guide comes by and helps us get the cart unstuck. i was plastered at this point and the cart was really heavy so we were having troubles. get the cart off and my buddy decides to drive right by the horses, spooks them which knocks the guy on his horse who just helped us right off his horse.

yes kids, this is what alcohol does to you.

Event 3: eating a wicked ceasar salad and beef dip after the round, then going out to the car not feeling too well. Look over and one buddy is puking, the next minute another buddy is puking, and then i decided i should go ahead and do that as well. 3/4 guys laying on the grass outside the clubhouse puking their guts out.

moral of the story: puking after drinking too much sucks, but drunk golf fucking rules. especially when you get to go party with the cart girls later in pincher creek in a fucking barn that charged $8 cover.

anyway, i'll try to get some pics of that from my friend.

Himmler 08-25-2006 06:22 PM

Fluffy I so want to come and party with you biggrin: hellfire:

Jotun 08-25-2006 06:28 PM

you guys attack me for being who i am? fuck you. i dont judge you guys.

im straightedge and its something i take pride in, i dont need to justify it you guys.

and to answer your questions, i've drank before, but i hated it. i can feel good and have a good time without it.

anti 08-25-2006 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
you guys attack me for being who i am? fuck you. i dont judge you guys.

im straightedge and its something i take pride in, i dont need to justify it you guys.

and to answer your questions, i've drank before, but i hated it. i can feel good and have a good time without it.

but you do need to justify. we require to hear some sort of logical reasoning behind your actions because alot of us are boggled as to why you would go to the extreme of calling yoursel "straight edge". ok fine, you don't like drinking but what the hell is wrong with having a single beer?
getting alittle defensive are we happy:

Tripper 08-25-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
you guys attack me for being who i am? fuck you. i dont judge you guys.

im straightedge and its something i take pride in, i dont need to justify it you guys.

You're judging anyone that drinks when you go on about how alcohol sucks in every thread where it's mentioned - When you say stuff like "I don't need alcohol to have fun," you're basically saying we need it to have fun. Which isn't the case. We need it to have EXTRA fun, sure. The way people like you put it is like those annoying fucking vegans who "LUCKILY, don't like the taste of meat." As if theres something wrong with eating meat.

This is the internet, when you annoy people by continually drawing attention to some aspect of your true life, you eventually get insulted for it. Welcome 2 Internets.

Airborne Butters 08-25-2006 07:42 PM

This thread makes me want a beer, or at least another one!

Off to see BeerFest!

elstatec 08-25-2006 09:24 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":86cb7]This thread makes me want a beer, or at least another one!
[/quote:86cb7]


heil. beer:



and i see it not as quite as oscar wilde put it but close enough;


drinking is the curse of the working classes.

Coleman 08-25-2006 09:31 PM

2 and a half years ago when maynard ferguson came to my highschool and played with us:

[img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6563/dsc01075ub5.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9924/dsc01077gr3.jpg[/img]

Then i have this 28-page rasterbation autographed by the whole band hanging down in my basement which is pretty sweet

[img]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/369/dsc0104611dt9.jpg[/img]

Vance 08-25-2006 09:48 PM

lmAO@ typical looking high school kids and the you with a fucking chin beard.

Jotun 08-25-2006 11:55 PM

its a lifestyle, and my own choice.

Bucknub 08-26-2006 12:09 AM

LOL it looks like he has a food/sweat stain on his sweater

Airborne Butters 08-26-2006 12:20 AM

[quote=elstatec]
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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":20f51
This thread makes me want a beer, or at least another one!


heil. beer:



and i see it not as quite as oscar wilde put it but close enough;


drinking is the curse of the working classes.[/quote:20f51]



I remember reading a quote, not sure where from but it said ;

"I once read about the dangers of drinking. That was the day I gave up reading."

Coleman 08-26-2006 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub
LOL it looks like he has a food/sweat stain on his sweater

it probably was lol. he had to have his own diet food and special salad dressings and stuff. He had to keep his lovely figure ya know! biggrin:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-26-2006 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
its a lifestyle, and my own choice.

All due respect matey & with no offense intended, I was merely saying 'the straight edge types in my area suck'. Perhaps the ones in your area don't sit around watching TV & playing the guitar. I was merely trying to make the point that there's no way I'd dress up like a complete tit & go out in public, be that werewolf, rambo, cowboy or sailor without being utterly wankered. Not to mention kissing a stuffed moose, shaving half my mates hair off, wearing lipstick & spending the night in a bush... The only way I could ever do those things is if I was under the effects of copious amounts of alcohol.

I'm glad & proud I've done those things because it shows I'm living a bit, it's all crazy, immature & stupid but it's great fun & now is the time to do it. I think a lot of the people around here follow some kind of fashion to elevate their image [posers] & wouldn't dream of doing something so bizarre, especially in public. Those kind of people, imho, do not live. I've come to the conclusion that at this age it's all about living & having fun, screw trying to be cool & trendy. I can do the straight edge stuff, [sit at home with a pipe & paper] when I have a family & settled down.

Just my 2p

~

Jotun 08-26-2006 12:46 PM

dont worry about it. i get it all the time. i think people misunderstand me sometimes. im not a violent person, and i dont mock people who drink or smoke unless they flaunt it like it makes them the coolest kids around, i can be around it and just not do it. if i wasnt that way, these 4 years in college are going to be very lonely.

but i do have friends that are like that, i dont agree with them.

Airborne Butters 08-26-2006 04:25 PM

Sure you don't need drinking to have a good time but it helps. It's like this; Say you're fucking a really hot chick. That's pretty sweet as is, but when her friend joins in, then hell yeah! That's what beer does.

Machette 08-26-2006 05:23 PM

Have some glenfiddich (15 years) on the rocks and you'll be okay.

Tripper 08-26-2006 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
dont worry about it. i get it all the time. i think people misunderstand me sometimes. im not a violent person, and i dont mock people who drink or smoke unless they flaunt it like it makes them the coolest kids around, i can be around it and just not do it. if i wasnt that way, these 4 years in college are going to be very lonely.

but i do have friends that are like that, i dont agree with them.

I didn't misunderstand you when you told us all that drinking is stupid and lame as hell.
I didn't see anyone flaunting anything, either.

geRV 08-26-2006 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Have some glenfiddich (15 years) on the rocks and you'll be okay.

Chelsea FC eek:


annoy:

elstatec 08-26-2006 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Have some glenfiddich (15 years) on the rocks and you'll be okay.

nein, knob creek.

Jotun 08-26-2006 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
dont worry about it. i get it all the time. i think people misunderstand me sometimes. im not a violent person, and i dont mock people who drink or smoke unless they flaunt it like it makes them the coolest kids around, i can be around it and just not do it. if i wasnt that way, these 4 years in college are going to be very lonely.

but i do have friends that are like that, i dont agree with them.

I didn't misunderstand you when you told us all that drinking is stupid and lame as hell.
I didn't see anyone flaunting anything, either.

i was referring to the game with the flaming log.

Pyro 08-26-2006 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Jotun
dont worry about it. i get it all the time. i think people misunderstand me sometimes. im not a violent person, and i dont mock people who drink or smoke unless they flaunt it like it makes them the coolest kids around, i can be around it and just not do it. if i wasnt that way, these 4 years in college are going to be very lonely.

but i do have friends that are like that, i dont agree with them.

I didn't misunderstand you when you told us all that drinking is stupid and lame as hell.
I didn't see anyone flaunting anything, either.

i was referring to the game with the flaming log.

If you notice how Tripper works...he doens't actually read and comprehend what people post...he just assumes it is about what he can make fun of...not the actual point of your post.

Michael 08-26-2006 06:43 PM

Someone post tits.

anti 08-26-2006 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/0404_lucy_pinder_02.jpg[/img]

Tripper 08-26-2006 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Jotun
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Jotun
dont worry about it. i get it all the time. i think people misunderstand me sometimes. im not a violent person, and i dont mock people who drink or smoke unless they flaunt it like it makes them the coolest kids around, i can be around it and just not do it. if i wasnt that way, these 4 years in college are going to be very lonely.

but i do have friends that are like that, i dont agree with them.

I didn't misunderstand you when you told us all that drinking is stupid and lame as hell.
I didn't see anyone flaunting anything, either.

i was referring to the game with the flaming log.

If you notice how Tripper works...he doens't actually read and comprehend what people post...he just assumes it is about what he can make fun of...not the actual point of your post.

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Originally Posted by Jotun
of course i think drinking is stupid. im straightedge, i think its all overrated, and i dont need it. the game itself sounds lame as hell though, not to mention drinking in the first place.

Wrong yet again, Shawn. Fucking dwarfnerd.

Practise what you're preaching you fucking loser.

Pyro 08-26-2006 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by M79
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

Can't handle the truth eh.

Same thing when Tripper assumed I was talking about the entire catholic religion when all I was talking about was the sex before marriage part.

Guy needs to learn to read all over again.

Tripper 08-26-2006 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by M79
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

Can't handle the truth eh.

Same thing when Tripper assumed I was talking about the entire catholic religion when all I was talking about was the sex before marriage part.

Guy needs to learn to read all over again.

Dude. You're wrong. Why are you still posting after you were flat out proved wrong?

Pyro 08-26-2006 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by M79
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

Can't handle the truth eh.

Same thing when Tripper assumed I was talking about the entire catholic religion when all I was talking about was the sex before marriage part.

Guy needs to learn to read all over again.

Dude. You're wrong. Why are you still posting after you were flat out proved wrong?

Well my assumptionw as wrong about Jotun...but im right about myself.

But the entire start of this drinking arguement was because of that idiotic game.

I guess you came running to bash everyone after yves called for you to come.

Attention whore.

anti 08-26-2006 06:55 PM

[quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by "M79":eedaf
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

Can't handle the truth eh.

Same thing when Tripper assumed I was talking about the entire catholic religion when all I was talking about was the sex before marriage part.

Guy needs to learn to read all over again.

Dude. You're wrong. Why are you still posting after you were flat out proved wrong?

Well my assumptionw as wrong about Jotun...but im right about myself.

But the entire start of this drinking arguement was because of that idiotic game.

I guess you came running to bash everyone after yves called for you to come.

Attention whore.[/quote:eedaf]

ok wait, let's sort this out logically. so... you were just proved completely wrong yet you're still right? ok then. and umm... so trips the attention whore yet you made an obvious jab at him out of nowhere for the sole reason of starting shit? ahh ok. you two may continue.

Pyro 08-26-2006 06:58 PM

I just fight fire with fire.

I just don't know how you guys can't understand that Tripper does the exact same shit I do. That's all I try to prove...but people just look past all that.

Arch 08-26-2006 07:00 PM

Ya'll shut up now and let's stare at the lovely lady anti just posted. Shut up now, shat up happy:

Tripper 08-26-2006 07:00 PM

[quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by "M79":707ad
Someone post tits.

ok, but pyro needs to shut the fuck up.

Can't handle the truth eh.

Same thing when Tripper assumed I was talking about the entire catholic religion when all I was talking about was the sex before marriage part.

Guy needs to learn to read all over again.

Dude. You're wrong. Why are you still posting after you were flat out proved wrong?

Well my assumptionw as wrong about Jotun...but im right about myself.

But the entire start of this drinking arguement was because of that idiotic game.

I guess you came running to bash everyone after yves called for you to come.

Attention whore.[/quote:707ad]

rofl.

You're right about yourself? Well that's fucking great. How is that relevant to anything??

Attention whore? Lmfao. You're both the most hated member and the one with the highest post count. If that's not whoring attention then there is no such thing....

BTW - Yves called on me to flame you. Which I didn't, and I didn't flame anyone else either....Until you instigated a flame war with a post that was one big assumption and turned out to be TOTALLY wrong....But I bet you honestly believe it's ALL TRIPPERS FAULT, dontcha?

Open your fucking eyes you dip shit git.

anti 08-26-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I just fight fire with fire.

I just don't know how you guys can't understand that Tripper does the exact same shit I do. That's all I try to prove...but people just look past all that.

in that case, you're an attention whore.

Machette 08-26-2006 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Have some glenfiddich (15 years) on the rocks and you'll be okay.

nein, knob creek.

That's bourbon not scotch. But I agree knob creek is good. Eagle rare is good too.

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Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Have some glenfiddich (15 years) on the rocks and you'll be okay.

Chelsea FC eek:


annoy:

I enjoy other clubs as well.

Michael 08-26-2006 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Arch
Ya'll shut up now and let's stare at the lovely lady anti just posted. Shut up now, shat up happy:

You win.

Michael 08-26-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
dip shit git.

I wonder what ever happened to Anita...

anti 08-26-2006 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
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Originally Posted by Tripper
dip shit git.

I wonder what ever happened to Anita...

last i heard he was running a triathlon


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