get AIDS faggot

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how do you take a leak????????????????[/quote:d7f62]

I've done it before and you find a girl to hold it for you.

lol @ guy on the right.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":91619][img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????[/quote:91619]
You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

Edward 40 handz ngrz...

Quiz your boner of a friend on Che Guevara; if he's as clueless as he appears to be, burn his shirt

hes a freshman, I'm sure he has no clue freak:

[quote=jujumantb]You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:[/quote:c5635]

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.

you ain't cool unless you pee your pants

call me miles davis

[quote=Tripper]I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:692b9]

You don't really need your hands to pee, just let your dong flop out and let leave the door wide open for all to marvel at your behemoth dick.

Yeah but you'd have to stand rihgt over the toilet cause that shit droops son

[quote=Tripper]I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:5a463]
but then do you not risk "dipping" your meat?

wow...to take a piss standing up with no hands...you'd have tpo have great judgement for like the first try....then you can figure out the aim afterwards....but the first try gonna be the tough one.

you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a9da1]
you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that[/quote:a9da1]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.

you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":24a08]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:24a08]


Frank Zappa did

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0897b][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":0897b]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:0897b]


Frank Zappa did[/quote:0897b]
rock:

strvs - would you hold my cock....?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ed005]strvs - would you hold my cock....?[/quote:ed005] rock:

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[quote="Unknown_Sniper":45636]you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.[/quote:45636]

Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:

[quote=Tripper]Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:[/quote:83c49]

Don't remember if that ever happened to me.

^LMAO Nice sig...ITS AN INVASION

Where did that baby come from? He/she is so adorable!

Nyck's wife.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8767d]
Nyck's wife.[/quote:8767d]
Hey, it takes two to tango.

[quote=Vance]Hey, it takes two to tango.[/quote:489eb]

lol ya...my dong was a co-creator

[quote=Nyck]lol ya...my dong was a co-creator[/quote:8e4ab]you were the executive producer

HEYOOOO oOo: oOo:

we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


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th9s is going to get ugly

don't care about it, And their eyes were bloodshot is a fucking big band!

jakke you emo shitbird happy:

How many chicks are in those bands? I counted 3.

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HAAAW HAW HAW HAW!

+1

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us > linkin shitty park

Not really of me, but I went to Seattle this weekend to watch the Seahawks and Giants, as well as the Mairners and A's:

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^ awesome that seems like alot 0f fun

it was a lot of fun. i'm not the biggest nfl fan, but i try to follow a little bit. the game was amazing. i've never been in a louder building in my life. 68,100+ screaming people.

Seattle is an awesome city. really nice there and I hope i can go back again someday.