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Simo Häyhä 09-20-2006 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Me and the roomies going to an 80's party:

[img]http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9625/n14222045313474659824ut8.jpg[/img]

I'm doing my best Brett Hart impression with the sweatshirt tank top with a hood.

get AIDS faggot

KTOG 09-20-2006 04:50 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":d7f62][img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????[/quote:d7f62]

I've done it before and you find a girl to hold it for you.

Judas 09-20-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Me and the roomies going to an 80's party:

[img]http://img95.imageshasdfdsfaack.us/img95/9625/n14222045313474659824ut8.jpg[/img]

I'm doing my best Brett Hart impression with the sweatshirt tank top with a hood.

lol @ guy on the right.

jujumantb 09-20-2006 06:00 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":91619][img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????[/quote:91619]
You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

Bleuachdu 09-20-2006 07:08 PM

Edward 40 handz ngrz...

Quiz your boner of a friend on Che Guevara; if he's as clueless as he appears to be, burn his shirt

jujumantb 09-20-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Edward 40 handz ngrz...

Quiz your boner of a friend on Che Guevara; if he's as clueless as he appears to be, burn his shirt

hes a freshman, I'm sure he has no clue freak:

Tripper 09-20-2006 10:02 PM

[quote=jujumantb]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":c5635
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:[/quote:c5635]

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.

anti 09-20-2006 10:14 PM

you ain't cool unless you pee your pants

lasagna 09-20-2006 10:40 PM

call me miles davis

Chronic Diarrhea 09-21-2006 12:53 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":692b9
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:692b9]

You don't really need your hands to pee, just let your dong flop out and let leave the door wide open for all to marvel at your behemoth dick.

Vance 09-21-2006 02:22 AM

Yeah but you'd have to stand rihgt over the toilet cause that shit droops son

CoMaToSe 09-21-2006 02:27 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":5a463
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:5a463]
but then do you not risk "dipping" your meat?

Pyro 09-21-2006 09:43 AM

wow...to take a piss standing up with no hands...you'd have tpo have great judgement for like the first try....then you can figure out the aim afterwards....but the first try gonna be the tough one.

Sgt>Stackem 09-21-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.
.


you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 09-21-2006 10:46 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a9da1]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.
.


you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that[/quote:a9da1]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.

Unknown_Sniper 09-21-2006 10:48 AM

you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.

Sgt>Stackem 09-21-2006 11:19 AM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":24a08]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:24a08]


Frank Zappa did

strvs 09-21-2006 03:32 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0897b][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":0897b]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:0897b]


Frank Zappa did[/quote:0897b]
rock:

Mr.Buttocks 09-21-2006 03:38 PM

strvs - would you hold my cock....?

strvs 09-21-2006 03:43 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ed005]strvs - would you hold my cock....?[/quote:ed005] rock:

Coleman 09-21-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
wow...to take a piss standing up with no hands...you'd have tpo have great judgement for like the first try....then you can figure out the aim afterwards....but the first try gonna be the tough one.

[img]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/UAMaverick/Nyck_Baby.jpg[/img]

Tripper 09-21-2006 06:01 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":45636]you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.[/quote:45636]

Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:

Arkan 09-21-2006 07:49 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":83c49
you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.

Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:[/quote:83c49]

Don't remember if that ever happened to me.

Nyck 09-21-2006 08:13 PM

^LMAO Nice sig...ITS AN INVASION

Michael 09-24-2006 05:05 AM

Where did that baby come from? He/she is so adorable!

Mr.Buttocks 09-24-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Where did that baby come from?


Nyck's wife.

Vance 09-24-2006 07:29 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8767d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Where did that baby come from?


Nyck's wife.[/quote:8767d]
Hey, it takes two to tango.

Nyck 09-24-2006 09:44 AM

[quote=Vance]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":489eb
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Where did that baby come from?


Nyck's wife.

Hey, it takes two to tango.[/quote:489eb]

lol ya...my dong was a co-creator

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-24-2006 09:45 AM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":8e4ab
Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
Where did that baby come from?


Nyck's wife.

Hey, it takes two to tango.

lol ya...my dong was a co-creator[/quote:8e4ab]you were the executive producer

HEYOOOO oOo: oOo:

Jakke 09-24-2006 04:19 PM

we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


[img]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/846/img1487xi8.jpg[/img]

anti 09-24-2006 04:20 PM

th9s is going to get ugly

Jakke 09-24-2006 04:22 PM

don't care about it, And their eyes were bloodshot is a fucking big band!

Simo Häyhä 09-24-2006 04:41 PM

jakke you emo shitbird happy:

Proteus 09-24-2006 04:44 PM

How many chicks are in those bands? I counted 3.

Simo Häyhä 09-25-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


[img]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/846/img1487xi8.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/Simo_Hayha/simo-polysporin.jpg[/img]

Zoner 09-25-2006 01:12 PM

HAAAW HAW HAW HAW!

+1

Jakke 09-25-2006 02:05 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":dbd28]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


[img]http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/846/img1487xi8.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/Simo_Hayha/simo-polysporin.jpg[/img][/quote:dbd28]



us > linkin shitty park

ninty 09-26-2006 07:27 PM

Not really of me, but I went to Seattle this weekend to watch the Seahawks and Giants, as well as the Mairners and A's:

[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/STG_1397.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/STA_1391.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1404.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1402.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1401.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1390.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1386.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1426.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1434.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1438.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1452.jpg[/img]






[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/STD_1501.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1504.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1528.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1505.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/ninty9/seattle/IMG_1510.jpg[/img]

Nyck 09-26-2006 07:35 PM

^ awesome that seems like alot 0f fun

ninty 09-26-2006 07:39 PM

it was a lot of fun. i'm not the biggest nfl fan, but i try to follow a little bit. the game was amazing. i've never been in a louder building in my life. 68,100+ screaming people.

Seattle is an awesome city. really nice there and I hope i can go back again someday.


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