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Jotun 09-24-2007 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by c312
I've never been to the madison grill oddly enough.

its your average restaurant, nothing fancy. but if you make reservations on your birthday, you get a free entree or dessert. if you have a summer birthday, you can just tell them and you get a free dessert.

Jotun 09-24-2007 08:35 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...77985_2087.jpg
i like camping.

mR.cLeAn 09-26-2007 08:56 PM

http://a350.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...807b5d4e9d.jpg

Jotun 09-26-2007 11:33 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...89879_1586.jpg
im not going to explain this prank, no one would get it.

Whatada 09-27-2007 07:05 AM

Then why did you post a picture of you doing it?

Jotun 09-27-2007 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Whatada
Then why did you post a picture of you doing it?

because it is a picture of me. and thats what this thread is about. pictures of us.

Xorcist [USA] 09-27-2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...89879_1586.jpg
im not going to explain this prank, no one would get it.

http://www.swaves.com/Back_Issues/Ja...isRobinson.gif

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-29-2007 12:07 PM

happy: happy:

1080jibber 09-29-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...89879_1586.jpg
im not going to explain this prank, no one would get it.

pic's of the tattoo on your arm please

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-29-2007 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
im not going to explain this prank, no one would get it.

pic's of the tattoo on your arm please

"i'm not going to explain this tattoo, no one would get it"

Jotun 10-04-2007 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by [DAS REICH] Blitz (Post 884605)
"i'm not going to explain this tattoo, no one would get it"

you're hilarious.

the one in the pic just says Thicker Than Water. my brother and i have it.

i also have a ship and anchor on my back/arm, but i dont have pics of that. maybe someday.

Arkan 10-05-2007 08:55 AM

Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.

And to stay on topic.....

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5760/boonsns0.jpg

Milla 10-05-2007 11:32 AM

Thats a priceless picture


Get a new monitor!

geRV 10-05-2007 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla (Post 884924)
Thats a priceless picture


Get a new monitor!


Ye olde goldfish bowl :D

ninty 10-05-2007 03:14 PM

http://photos-389.ll.facebook.com/ph...13983_1637.jpg

extremely extremely drunk

Arkan 10-05-2007 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty (Post 884946)
extremely extremely drunk

At least you eat healthy.

Jotun 10-08-2007 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.

haha, its called a jughandle. i love NJ, just have to know where to go.

and the prank just involved an inside joke with a big penis and bukkake...and leaving it on his windshield for him to find...

Johnj 10-08-2007 06:02 AM

http://i20.tinypic.com/iehz4m.jpg

Evil Twin Brother and myself on the side of the road.

ninty 10-08-2007 10:14 AM

ha thats awesome jj.

Pyro 10-08-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.

And to stay on topic.....

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5760/boonsns0.jpg

pointing to the sexiest of the crew I see

Nyck 10-08-2007 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me.

wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas

Jotun 10-08-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck (Post 885153)
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas

you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.

Arch 10-08-2007 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jotun (Post 885156)
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.

yep, usually apu or ahmed is pretty fast though...atleast here in northern jersey.

Tripper 10-08-2007 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun (Post 885156)
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.

fucking lol - thats hilarious

Airborne Butters 10-08-2007 07:06 PM

Jersey...what a shit hole.

Coleman 10-08-2007 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Airborne Butters (Post 885172)
Jersey...what a shit hole.

i'm with you

Arkan 10-08-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck (Post 885153)
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas

Retard

Now you know why i was pissed. Took 2 gas stations and 1 assclown 15 minutes to top off my tank because the gay NJ laws say i'm not capable of doing it myself. And on top of that, once you get off the main road, you can't make a fucking left turn anywhere.

Nyck 10-08-2007 08:58 PM

I take it back...New jersey is gay...lol seriously...fuck the jobs it creates that is retarded

plus I would get ultra pissed having to stand there and wait every time

Jotun 10-09-2007 09:48 AM

i dont really mind it. it doesnt take long at all. plus its nice when its cold out and you dont have to get out.

this is what i love about jersey:
http://www.shore-guide.com/beaches/beach-map-1a.jpg

TonyMontana 10-09-2007 10:10 AM

Is that water actually swimmable? Or will you grow a third leg or something if you do

Forte 10-09-2007 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana (Post 885231)
Is that water actually swimmable? Or will you grow a third leg or something if you do

my thoughts exactly

Airborne Butters 10-09-2007 11:11 PM

how do we post pics on this new shiz.

Coleman 10-09-2007 11:14 PM

just do [_img]address here[/img]

without the _

Airborne Butters 10-09-2007 11:15 PM

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3...6810100xt6.jpg

I just told her she was pregnant.

Guess pics work the same way as old way.

Coleman 10-09-2007 11:22 PM

http://photos-583.ll.facebook.com/ph...73880_7149.jpg

can ya smell that shitty NJ air?
(no joke, it's shitty Atlantic City NJ air)

Nyck 10-10-2007 06:46 AM

Sweet Gi Joe Shirt

Coleman 10-10-2007 08:13 AM

gracias, got it for $5 at the mall, haha

Airborne Butters 10-10-2007 04:56 PM

You godamn bastard. Magnificent facial hair.

Airborne Butters 10-14-2007 02:32 PM

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8074/mebeervm3.jpg

Just enjoying a brew.

Milla 10-14-2007 03:15 PM

Ok Jonah Hill


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