i work on an assembly line for plastic coffee mugs

women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre

[quote="Capt. John Miller":f0644]I work at Best buy, as a chasier, easiest job ive had biggrin:[/quote:f0644]

He ment Cashier.

BTW I do nothing, but my mom is on my case about this shit so I'll have to get another restaraunt job, cause thats all I know.

But I'll tell ya what, he lazy ass should get a fuckin job! I mean she doesn't even have my lunch ready when I get home! oOo:

errr how can you talk about your mom like that?

just make ur own lunch.

[quote="CaP bUsTa":c7236]women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre[/quote:c7236]

So basicly your saying your flat broke. Make them pay by the inch. At $100 per inch. You could make 1.50 each time.

dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you

[quote:a9e0c]dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you [/quote:a9e0c]

Nope he's just aware of a thing called REALITY.

i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!" happy:


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00!

[quote:e2f06]i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!"


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00![/quote:e2f06]

Hehe, It's not that deserted, It's just that I work 12am - 10am on weekdays, don't get many customers at those times...! biggrin:

THERE WAS A GAME CALLED THE NEW ZEALAND STORY!? LMFAO! happy:

My video store is in a very populated area of the city....!
[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/053d.jpg[/img]
The Video Store is somewhere out there...^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/054b.jpg[/img]

I live somewhere out in the distance there....^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/036h.jpg[/img]
AUCKLAND CITY!

j00 CAN VISIT ME ANY TIME, MIYAGI!

Wow, Trips. That place looks very nice. Looks like a nice place to spend a few days on vacation. It doesn't look dirty like most urban U.S. cities.

Thankyou....It is a nice place. I love it here....

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":91049]Wow, Trips. That place looks very nice. Looks like a nice place to spend a few days on vacation. It doesn't look dirty like most urban U.S. cities.[/quote:91049]

like cough...all...US urban cities

i sell pirated Computer Games and am a Student swordfight:

i jerk off into cups and people pay me