Originally Posted by Arkan

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Originally Posted by MadMan

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween
party in a couple of days so the husband tells his
wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to
wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom
and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing?
Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this
back and get me something else I can wear.

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the
costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home
from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on
the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his
poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of
a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I
can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there
laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of
three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt,
and the third item is a 2 x 4 The husband yells at
the wife, What the hell are
these for?

" The wife yells back," Take your clothes off. You can
put the three white buttons on the front of you and go
as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put
the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't
like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass
and go as a fudgesicle.




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