I'm ATHEIST! AND I CELEBRATE FESTIVUS!!!!!! FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

*Kramer voice* It's a festevus miracle!

Do you make Hannukah lists? Seriously...

Two kids committed suicide in my school.........it's a festivus miracle!

My house burned down...........It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

Good work Zone.

Anyway, yes, I have made Hannukah lists in the past. Nowadays, I just usually ask for money so I can go and get my own games and CDs without worrying about parents or (worse) grandparents getting stuff for me. I generally get stocking-stuffer-equivalents the last couple days anyway, like some sweet mechanical pencils (Rotring = good stuff) or a little antique bass cap gun.

However, being Jewish doesn't stop me from enjoying Christmas. I basically live at my Irish Catholic neighbors' house on Christmas. They put out a shitload of candy on the dining room table, so I'm in there half the time. When I'm not eating, I'm playing the new games and stuff they get, and playing with their dog. Talk about good stuff.

I want some hardcore porno film