What if she has the runs? ....and you just gave her a bratwurst enema

Extra resolution for the next 10 years.. Visit Vladimir Lenin's grave/museum.

D00d! lol

That's why I have a whole year to plan it, ok? heh

I'll slip metamusil in her coffee or something! heh

Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!

Fuck off, I'm eating breakfast here!

Crusty poo on a pooie dick with dick cheese flaking off and some biaoch is eating the poo, and the poo is hard, and what the fuck am i talking about, and um, yeah.

What you eating?

Dammit, haven't you heard of lube? But now that mention it, maybe I will use a condom, lol

good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":95e8c]good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.[/quote:95e8c]
Yeah, and flavored condoms = Fun for both of you!

I never understood the person of flavored condoms. Who would want to catch a quickie with a condom on? Who likes to chew on latex? sheesh.

Jaizen: Yes for sex they are, but for anal, does it really matter?

for anal its the difference between crap cock and clean cock.

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Get over this fucking agrophobia shit.

Get a job.

Get my life in some state of order.

:)

I dunno if that's funny or scary, heh

Isn't that Old Reliable?