haha or the classic one

homer: (in convincing voice)" helloh, my name is mr burns, I belive you have a package for me"

clerk: ok, mr burns, whats ur first name?"

homer: "I - don't - know"

hah classic

Homer - "Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."

Homer - "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed"

Homer - "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"

homer " see honey, adults have a little thing called money..."

homer: " hey, if you dont like it, move to russia"

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

Homer : There doesn't seem to be any "any" key! hm... I think i'll have a tab, wait no time the computers starting.


ROFL!

ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder

Ralph: "my cats breath smells like cat food"

Marge: Homer the plant called and said if you don't show up tommorrow, then don't bother showing up on monday
Homer: Whoo Hooo!!! Four day weekend!

Ralph: My cats breath smells like catfood

Principle Skinner: Ralph Wiggins
Ralph: Whoo, hoo, I won, I won.
Principle Skinner: Ralph you didn't win your failing english
Ralph: Me fail English, thats Umpossible?

I could just keep going on an on... simpson rock!

Funniest scene from an episode is from "Gummie Venus DeMilo" when Kent Brockman takes homer confession and edits it to make homer say that he grabbed the babysitters ass. Its hilarioius.

In the episode where Sideshow bob hpynotizes Bart into killing Krusty:

Marge: ''Where have you been young man?''

Bart: [Hypnotically] ''I was at the flow-er shop.''

Homer: ''Uh, yeah, I was at the flower shop too! Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop.''

[quote:673f1]and " hello, supernintendo chalmers"[/quote:673f1]

I laughed out loud when I read that... OMG...

I just remembered this one.
Archie and the gang dump homer out of there car onto his front lawn and say
"Now stay out of Riverdale"

thats not funny at all, u ruined the thread hake:

Maybe because you dont get the joke.
ever think of that??
Ass

[quote:c9d5f]thats not funny at all, u ruined the thread [/quote:c9d5f]

You ruin every thread, n00b. hake:

It was jokes Buckweed...he was thrown out of the car by the archie gang and then they said it

GOD dude at least watch the show...instead of just typing simpsons quotes in global and using them.