LMAO! UT2k3 sucks.

good 'ol uzi

railgun

M-16, hands down

Steak Knives are the best, those and Socks filled with batteries. swordfight:

dumb noob cant read.. its GUNS not KNIVES

oOo: OMFG....JUST WHAT THE FUCK??.....WHAT.....YOU KNOW FUCK?? Assuming we are talking about firearms to be utilized by a single person who alone will carry and use said firearm and ammunition without help. (That rules out the obvious ones above cept the trouser trout, which is in a class of its own.)
Thirteen: there is hope for u, I see a genius in the making.
OMFG WHOEVER IS THE RETARD WHO SAID MG42 (CREW SERVED? NOT EXCATLY A STAND ALONE COMBAT WEAPON? UH LESSEE....HMMMM...PRETTY DURNED GOOD FOR WW2 BUT BEST..?? IF YOU DONT RESTRICT CRITERIA, NOT AND IDIOTIC ANSWER, SPECIALLY COMPARED TO A ****MOTHERFUCKING LUGER******???? A LUGER IS, AS A MATTER OF SCIENTIFIC FACT, A COLOSSAL PIECE OF SHIT THAT I WOULD NOT DEFILE MY TRASHCANS WITH BY THROWING IT IN THEM. THE FACT YOU HAVE THAT OPINION MAKES ME PRAY YOU ARE STERILE SO OUR GENE POOL WONT BE POLLUTED.
As to the best weapon, I agree that the criteria are far too variable and subjective. Best all around military rifle, ever? FAMAS best of its erea? Garand. Best by the standards it set and respect it garnered amoung the finest riflemen in the world (US Marines) Springfield. Best for being idiot proof and evidence that a chimp can kill sloppy AK-47. also the most influential by virtue of being so simple that a pakastani with scrap metal an open hearth and muscle powered machine tools can crank out 5 a week without breaking a sweat.
Finally, wtf is with the bofors, if u wanna include anti aircraft artillery as a gun or firearm....then.....well.....jesus nevermind.
Nukes arent firearms kids, everyone knows their some losers secret science project that is going to be used to get back at the jocks whove been squat humping him in the shower after gym class for 4 years.....oh theyll see and theyll be sorry when he finishes that baby and makes us all pay...

FAMAS sucks and dude lay off the caps oOo:

oh jesus i read further.....m60 guy you are retarded, troops who used it called it the PIG. Its more useless than ur genitals....

SCIENCE FACT: If u think the M60 was an adequate firearm, let alone good or useful then u are a JETHRO RIGHT DOWN TO THAT ROPE BELT.

HOLY SHIT, someone woke up on the wrong side of the trailor this morning...

PEST IS BY FAR THE WISEST MAN IN THE FORUM....LISTEN LITTLE GRASSHOPPERS AND LEARN FROM HIM.


A 12 GA. SHOTGUN, 3 IN MAGNUM 00 BUCK LOADS, IS, UNDER REAL WORLD COMBAT CONDITIONS (MINUS HOSTAGES)THE FAR AND AWAY BEST INTERIOR COMBAT ARM.

MILDER LOADS FOR HOME DEFENSE CHILDREN, THE BOOM ALONE IS ALL ULL NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER, CAPPIN LIL JIMMY THROUGH THE WALLS CUZ U JUST COULDNT RESIST THE RAMBO OUTFIT FOR HOME DEF. MAKES U A MURDERER DUE TO O.W.H.U.A

M249 = Uber MG

M249 is everything the m60 was supposed to be, again though its a support weapon, not really an individuals weapon. Without squad support and coordination it might as well be throwin spitballs.

Ya I get overly grumpy about this stuff cuz gun control retards latch on to people who dont know shit but sound like they might, and feed their fires with em.

Like ignints who start all dat bangin crap bout da homies and da ak's and da tec-9s....BOOOYAH

HAHA, well i agree on that 'homie' crap...and i agree with you