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JBird 03-08-2003 02:18 AM
[quote=cashwarsplaya]
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Originally Posted by "|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":c7162
not as good as my whitesox! evil:
That had to have been a joke. Fatty Colon is gonna carry the team through the season? I have nothing against the whitesox, but i think the REAL sox are better swordfight:[/quote:c7162]

heh how did i know some beantowner would come in and defend his deadsox....psssttt curse of the bambino....1986....buckner.... happy:


p.s. i did like your fatty colon statement LOL i dont care for him either being that he was a friggin indian hake: ....the white stockings could have a breakout yr like in 2000...we will see my friend

Jedi Marksman 03-08-2003 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by "Jedi Marksman":fad46
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Originally Posted by cashwarsplaya
and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]

Very insensitive pic, in my opinion. hake:
Meh - Lighten up, and laugh it up...[/quote:fad46]

I'm just too damned sensitive for my own good.

Bazooka_Joe 03-09-2003 12:04 AM
He actually started crying too? That's just too funny, and very desperate.

magbet25 04-15-2003 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Hmmmmm
There's always the "I'm drowning and need CPR from the hot lifeguard" trick.

cameltoe 04-15-2003 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by cashwarsplaya
reminds me of the book "choke" by chuck paliahnuk. In it, the dude fakes choking at restaurants, to let people save him. And suppsedly, once someone saves you, they send you money at certain times of the year (like birthdays) so he lives off of choking and the checks that come with it. Good book.
i was about to say that. i love how his friend just starts collecting rocks and when they go to the strip club and tell the strippers what disease they could have. like when he told the blonde girl blondes have more chance to get breast cancer so she goes home and dyed her hair brown oOo:


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