[quote="White Rabbit":a100f]"what the fuck is that?!!" -hiroshima citizen 1945 biggrin:[/quote:a100f]

rofl that one makes me laugh everytime

Some of these quotes are just ones I picked up off the net from what other people have said in chat rooms/forums. Quite a few of them are from famous people aswell.


Jesus saves but Buddha makes incremental backups!

u cant handle or possess anything with the word skill

Ashez_of_Dweams> Hush U Under-achieving under-glorified rat

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Frederick Douglas

-"Sir! The Natives are revolting!!"

-"Oh I don't know, some of them are nice chaps!"

'The Red Fort'


20 Jul 1798 In a letter to Fanny "Glory is my object, and that alone"
- Horatio Nelson

Cry "havoc!" and let loose the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
~ ~ ~ William Shakespeare "Julius Caesar"



There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord. - Homer

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Georg Wilhelm F.Hegel


"Ours is not to question why,
But ours is just to do or die."
--Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Charge of the Light Brigade"


due to the amount of respect i have for this topic, i'm not even going to say anything relevant to it. I'm just going to post here.


It wasn't Stalingrad, Guadalcanal, D-Day, Battle of Britain, Burma or any of those "battles". The turning point was when I entered the war. Not my country... ME . In case you haven't figured it out yet, I single handedly won WWII, I've mentioned this fantastic feat of mine a number of times, yet none of you face facts... I'm just that fucking good.

RAF=Retards and Fags


For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." - George Bush, Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002

Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding the answer to all things signifies inner blindness.

"IL-2 Sturmovik will have you tugging your joystick like a pubescent boy in a nudist camp" - PC Zone

baby you and me aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."


Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it.


My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. (Ronald Reagan, during radio microphone test)

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen


There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. Churchill

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)


"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph.
Adolf Hitler

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

AUTHOR: Gen Creighton W Abrams Jr, US Army QUOTATION: They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

''Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.'' -Euripidies

Describes alot of members on this board, doesnt it hake:

[quote="White Rabbit":c3e60]"what the fuck is that?!!" -hiroshima citizen 1945 biggrin:[/quote:c3e60]

horishma citizens in 1945 probably didnt speak english..... freak:


"i hope this isnt too loud for you, cause if it is we could always turn it up" - Jimi Hendrix

"Go ahead punk - make my day" that guy...

"You think im funny? How am i funny? funny how? like a clown? im here to amuse you? im here to fucking amuse you? how the FUCK am i funny?" - Joe pesci in goodfellas. (not quoted correctly, but close enough)

"Good things come to those who wait" - Guinness

"Yippie kay yay mother fucker" - john mclain, die hard.

"Todays been a good day. ive eaten 5 times, ive slept 6 times, and tomorrow im gonna see if i cant have sex with something" cat - red dwarf.

"What the FUCK is that?!" billy connolly - talking about when elvis first hit the scenes.

"Who are you?! whats that in there? are those my feet?" father jack, from father ted.

"Come on, you sons of bitches - do you want to live forever"
(Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly, USMC, Belleau Wood, June 1918)

"Goddam it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!"
(Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe, USMC, Guadalcanal, 13 January 1943.)

"Retreat Hell! We just got here!"
(Attributed to several World War I Marine Corps officers, Battle of Belleau Wood, France June 1918)

"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning."
(Colonel David M. Shoup, USMC, Tarawa, 21 November 1943.)

''Asian Prince ownz j00'' -Germ

Some quotes from me and my friends back in school:

"She's good looking, but thats about it" - Me

"This face seats five. One, two, three, four........five" - Friend Tim looking at a group of girls

Probably the funniest thing i ever said in public happened at an amusment park. I was waiting in line for a roller-coaster ride with a bunch of people when all of a sudden, here it comes with a bunch of black people on it. The black people on the coaster were clapping and singing in unison when i blurted aloud "What the fuck is this?, soul train?" The whole place busted out in laughter.

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Other quotes

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?" - Clint Eastwood - Outlaw Josey Whales

"Leave the gun, take the cannollis" - GodFather (Clemenza)

"I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' niggers and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch." - Pulp Fiction (Marcellus)

"You gotta ask me nicely" Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men

"Surely, you can't be serious"......"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." Airplane

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

[quote="Captain Bunny":6121d]
"Who are you?! whats that in there? are those my feet?" father jack, from father ted.[/quote:6121d]

Goddam that show was good! Father Dougal was the greatest!

Didn't we do this already, or was that AA.COM quotes?

"Oh oh oh. . here we go. .. AK-47, da very best there is. . .when you absolutley postitively have to kill every motherfucker in da room. . .except no subsitutes!"

"ENGLISH MOTHER-FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"FANTA-SHOKATA!"

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":3e424]"FANTA-SHOKATA!"[/quote:3e424]
0\/\/N2!!!11

"Fuck the fee, I can have you jumped for free!" -Eminem

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." -Woody Allen

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift", they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." -Alexai Sayle

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." -Rita May Brown.

"PSYCHE!" Mr. Feeny- Boy Meets World
"A black guy with a friend in jail!?!" lol me
"Yes Dad, i do think preparation H feels good.. on the hole" Scott Evil- Austin Powers Gold Member

Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Rossie Harris as Joey: No sir, I've never been in a plane before.
Capt Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
^Airplane http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5579&sound=71

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson: Cream?
Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee: No Thanks. I take it black, like my men.
^Airplane again http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5587&sound=71

Haha, i was just watching that last night biggrin:

"What a pisser"

"RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUN!!!!1" -- Shorty (Scary Movie)

"REPORTING LIVE FOR BLACK TV; WHITE PEOPLE ARE DEAD AND WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" <-- Black News Reporter. (Scary Movie)


"Alright everyone, I have an anouncement to make - As you all know, there is a killer on the lose, and I am to issue you the following instructions, stay in well lit areas, always wipe from front to back, travel in a group when possible, and never listen to anybody who tells you that shaving your pubic hairs will rid you of crab infestation." <-- Ms. Man (Scary Movie)


"I heard you telling your kids that raps not good for them, but what did the killers at coloumbine listen to?" <-- Encore - Self Preservation (Feat. the Bishop)