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Old Reliable 03-20-2003 11:00 PM

for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!!!

Captain Bunny 03-20-2003 11:05 PM

Old, you really really need to lighten up before you give yourself a heart attack.
Actually on second thoughts, if moaning about things said on a forum is at the top of your worries list, you really dont have much to live for.....

Old Reliable 03-20-2003 11:07 PM

ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:

geRV 03-20-2003 11:10 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":783c8]ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:[/quote:783c8]

Well now u know so go masturbate elsewhere. eek:

Captain Bunny 03-20-2003 11:16 PM

Gerard, get to your bed, its 4am!!


old reliable. ill tell you a story about jackonory if you promise not to laugh.

cameltoe 03-20-2003 11:25 PM

yea i sat on my nuts once, but it was worse cuz it was at school and i tried to play it off like nothing happend but i was about to fall down and start crying. i was also too scared to sit down again so i kinda just stood there in a bent over fashion it was really obvious what had happend

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-20-2003 11:27 PM

LMAO^

Tripper 03-20-2003 11:29 PM

The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up, like at school....That sucks....I always manage to get one when the bell rings and I'm expected to get up and leave....Go figure, my english teacher is a fucking MILF.

Old Reliable 03-20-2003 11:32 PM

wow thats pretty fuckin gay

Tripper 03-20-2003 11:35 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":8f5f5]wow thats pretty fuckin gay[/quote:8f5f5]

YEAH! ed:


Nearly as gay as YOU! ed:

Captain Bunny 03-20-2003 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up.


ROFLMAO. that was beautifully phrased.

cameltoe 03-20-2003 11:37 PM

we call it a boner here trip, but um i got one of those during english cuz i was day dreaming and having a little fun in my day dream, all i did was let him slide down my pant leg, works like a charm to get that "chubby" hidden

Tripper 03-20-2003 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
we call it a boner here trip, but um i got one of those during english cuz i was day dreaming and having a little fun in my day dream, all i did was let him slide down my pant leg, works like a charm to get that "chubby" hidden

Yeah we call it Boner too.....

NZ Names:

Hard-On
Erection
Chubby
Rocker
Boner
Moaner <-- Morning ones
Prejack

cameltoe 03-21-2003 02:26 AM

morning wood is nice unless you roll over on it

Tripper 03-21-2003 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
morning wood is nice unless you roll over on it

The pressure applied makes mine rock harder. biggrin:


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