for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!!!

Old, you really really need to lighten up before you give yourself a heart attack.
Actually on second thoughts, if moaning about things said on a forum is at the top of your worries list, you really dont have much to live for.....

ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:

[quote="Old Reliable":783c8]ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:[/quote:783c8]

Well now u know so go masturbate elsewhere. eek:

Gerard, get to your bed, its 4am!!


old reliable. ill tell you a story about jackonory if you promise not to laugh.

yea i sat on my nuts once, but it was worse cuz it was at school and i tried to play it off like nothing happend but i was about to fall down and start crying. i was also too scared to sit down again so i kinda just stood there in a bent over fashion it was really obvious what had happend

LMAO^

The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up, like at school....That sucks....I always manage to get one when the bell rings and I'm expected to get up and leave....Go figure, my english teacher is a fucking MILF.

wow thats pretty fuckin gay

[quote="Old Reliable":8f5f5]wow thats pretty fuckin gay[/quote:8f5f5]

YEAH! ed:


Nearly as gay as YOU! ed:

ROFLMAO. that was beautifully phrased.

we call it a boner here trip, but um i got one of those during english cuz i was day dreaming and having a little fun in my day dream, all i did was let him slide down my pant leg, works like a charm to get that "chubby" hidden

Yeah we call it Boner too.....

NZ Names:

Hard-On
Erection
Chubby
Rocker
Boner
Moaner <-- Morning ones
Prejack

morning wood is nice unless you roll over on it

The pressure applied makes mine rock harder. biggrin: