gj, wooohooo

[quote="Office Depot":e2e3d]Yo yo yo,
I'm Office Depot
And if you don't believe me
Then I'm 'bout to show
Why things never come around
straight to me
Cuz I'm bout to get krunk in the street, you see
If you gonna try and mess with me
I'll make this nice and easy
Take you down with my right fist real fast
Make it so you'll never last[/quote:e2e3d]

Hehe, Office Depot you are one of the strangest phenomenons ever to come here at AA.com, almost as strange at Mista T.

Is that a compliment? oOo:

My Name is Old Glory
by Howard Schnauber


I am the flag of the United States of America.
My name is Old Glory.
I fly atop the world's tallest buildings.
I stand watch in America's halls of justice.
I fly majestically over great institutes of learning.
I stand guard with the greatest military power in the world.
Look up! And see me!
I stand for peace - honor - truth and justice.
I stand for freedom
I am confident - I am arrogant
I am proud.
When I am flown with my fellow banners
My head is a little higher
My colors a little truer.
I bow to no one.
I am recognized all over the world.
I am worshipped - I am saluted - I am respected
I am revered - I am loved, and I am feared.
I have fought every battle of every war for more than 200 years:
Gettysburg, Shilo, Appomatox, San Juan Hill, the trenches of France,
the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome, the beaches of Normandy,
the deserts of Africa, the cane fields of the Philippines, the rice paddies andjungles of Guam, Okinawa, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Guadalcanal
New Britain, Peleliu, and many more islands.
And a score of places long forgotten by all but those who were with me.
I was there.
I led my soldiers - I followed them.
I watched over them.
They loved me.
I was on a small hill in Iwo Jima.
I was dirty, battle-worn and tired, but my soldiers cheered me,
and I was proud.
I have been soiled, burned, torn and trampled on the streets of
countries I have helped set free.
It does not hurt, for I am invincible.
I have been soiled, burned, torn and trampled on the streets of
my country, and when it is by those
with whom I have served in battle - it hurts.
But I shall overcome - for I am strong.
I have slipped the bonds of Earth and stand watch over the
uncharted new frontiers of space
from my vantage point on the moon.
I have been a silent witness to all of America's finest hours.
But my finest hour comes when I am torn into strips to
be used for bandages for my wounded comrades on the field of battle,
When I fly at half mast to honor my soldiers,
And when I lie in the trembling arms of a grieving
mother at the graveside of her fallen son.
I am proud.
My name is Old Glory.
Dear God - Long may I wave.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":6483b][quote="Office Depot":6483b]Yo yo yo,
I'm Office Depot
And if you don't believe me
Then I'm 'bout to show
Why things never come around
straight to me
Cuz I'm bout to get krunk in the street, you see
If you gonna try and mess with me
I'll make this nice and easy
Take you down with my right fist real fast
Make it so you'll never last[/quote:6483b]

Hehe, Office Depot you are one of the strangest phenomenons ever to come here at AA.com, almost as strange at Mista T.[/quote:6483b]
...and afrodj13. THAT guy kicked ass. God bless his soul.

HA! I miss the afrodj13 option in the polls. Yeah I think he is THE biggest phenomenon to his these forums.

[quote="Office Depot":a151b]ahh come on :)

Can you think of another word that rhymes with Nantucket and bucket? Besides "fuck it".. wait a minute.... oOo:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who did nothing but sit on a bucket.
He sat there all day
And did nothing but say
"I hate my life, so fuck it."[/quote:a151b]
Give this man the gold. This will go down in HISTORY my freinds.