Zoner only rythm guitar? Id liek to play lead in guitar in an upcoming band that will be larger than the Rolling Stones. Owning every model of guitar on the face of the earth. Kicking Bill Gates ass at everything. Being Extremely Rich, and ownign my own country with 500 million people who worship me as a god. And TONS of women

to be the greatest jazz musician in the whole world

to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:

[quote="Garry Coleman":458d4]to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:[/quote:458d4]
stop using baseball bats evil: but that is origional....smaller...meh

[quote="Garry Coleman":b005f]to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:[/quote:b005f]

...try the other, larger, furrier hole (aka: Front-bottom) for a change... ed:

My fantasy would be a night out with Franka Potente.

Sexual: Laetitia Casta, on a deserted Beach somewhere in the middle of the Mediteranian. Just us, the waves, mebbe some fine white wine and some lobster. ah yeah cool:
Other:
*To have a series of wacky Time travelling adventures (Back to the Future Style)
*Beat the shit out of Josef Mengele (Nasty, nasty man, plus he was a bit of a pretty boy)
*Be Batman. Just because it'd be sweet. or mebbe James Bond and get the chicks as well. Yeah, probably Bond. cool:
*Fly something fast and Military-class to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"
*Become Prime Minister of Australia, since APPARENTLY you have to be an American to become US President. Now, if that's not racism, i don't know what the fuck is mwah:

[quote="Captain Wilkins*Fly something fast and Military-class to Wagner's [i]"Ride of the Valkyries"[/i]quote]

Hahaha, thats fuckin awesome!

A world of no maniacs like all of you biggrin:

My fantasy would be to get a glock 18 and shoot the guy in germs sig. That guy scares me.

The Best Fantasy Ever.

sex: Have Shakira belly dance while riding my cok

norm: To live a happy life and die in my sleep.

Being turned into Burt Reynolds, then leading my Army of dishwashers to rule the world.

To have a orgy with 25 Bi Chicks. And to have 100 Billion dollars, and to be able to travel back in time.

Wow Freud was right, were all a bunch of sick fucks.