[quote=Noctis]Especially since that's a joke from a stand-up routine I've seen on Comedy Central.

And Sclass, I think .sh1fty. is stealing your retard thunder. Better take it back.[/quote:78958]


Shitfy's getting owned left n right!

[quote=Sclass12]Another thing you've lied about hake:[/quote:de4bb]

I think that was a famous urban legend, the cops sent a picture of handcuffs to the guy who did it WHO IS NOT SHIFTY!!!

won some lose some...right....all i have been doing is losing then cry:

5 years. 0 TIckets. Always speed. You people have some rotten luck, that or your stupid. I could tell you some stories, but i dont care to. Do stupid shit responsiably and if you get busted pay it, you were stupid enough to get caught.

Oh and shifty, your a fag. It wasnt your car, it couldnt go 141, it didnt have 285 hp, and you didnt get a ticket take a picture and send it back. Get a real life.

[quote=".sh1fty.":516b3]only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam

so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back

never heard from them again.[/quote:516b3]
Hmmmm, that sounds a lot like a story i heard somewhere, i think on fox news (they'll show anything). I think you are making that up. in the story i heard the cops sent back a picture of handcuffs to the person who though he was so clever.

I got in a high speed chase with cops and shot them all with a laser pistol Boba Fett gave me. Then I flew away on a Magic Carpet.

Dude, I saw that on World's Wildest Police Chases. That must of been you! ed:

ive had all kinds of tickets for moving violations ... ive gotten out of a few with school and what not but other wise i just pay .. ive had my license pulled once for points and had to go to some school run by state troppers. Ive never had a dui, but had my license pulled for dua when i was 20 ed:


dua = drinking under age for those that dont know

LOL.......Shifty, you Cockshocker.

I'll have a fucking lifeless bullshitter and a fuckshake to go, thanks.

...that sounds like bullshit to me....Boba Fett doesn't just give stuff away. hake:

I got pulled over by a highway patrol. I offered sex but the officer kindly refused.

i think you guys are being less than truthful now. rayguns...offering sex to cops, i find it a bit hake: , oOo: and eek: nonetheless im still cry: and i feel like doing this fire2:

ya. ed:

One day I was driving down the road in my fucking Hummer, and there was this tank on the middle of the road, and it started firing at me, so I jumped out, and whipped out my gold-plated dual .45's and I kicked its ass. No ticket for me.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! ill be using that line in the near future i can see.

Anyways ive gotten 1 ticket and didnt get out of it, 15 mph over the limit, damn you 240sx!! it was 11:30 at night and i was on my way home from work, the cop didnt have to be a douche and give me a ticket seeing as in it was my first offence and i was working late and no one was on the road, what a cock smoking twat. I had to do defensive driving school and 40 hrs of community service at the hospital, but i got to see a guy with a severed left arm which was cool.