Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!

OK, let a prospective chemist at this problem.

you can always put sugar in her gas tank, tried and true partizan method, engine will not start.

putting a hotter burning fuel in her tank, such as kerosene, will cause the car to sound like a machinegun and eventually destroy the engine.

if you can aquire some, put tertaethyl lead in her tank, it will utterly destroy teh catalytic converter.

of course there are always various things you can do with epoxy around hr car or office.

and remember to watch all Police Academy movies, some of the stuff they did to Harris and Mauser could work evil:



oh and Ktog, gg uberspamstein

LOL this shit is great.

tog, you suck at the Internet.

Unscrew the seat of her office chair and fill the pedestal with raw shrimp. Replace the seat and walk away whistling.

In a few days, everyone who enters her office will think she has a nasty coochie and she will have spent all her pay on Massengill disposable douches. biggrin:

Wow, I guess you wanted to get your point across Ktog, huh?

I would bang her mom. That would get her. Who cares if her mom's 60 - 70 years old. Just bang her and brag to your boss about it. HAHAHA

Sweet jesus 16 in a row. Either a huge forum shit, shitty connection, or you had a massive seziure while clicking submit

Sweet jesus 16 in a row. Either a huge forum shit, shitty connection, or you had a massive seziure while clicking submit

How do you manage to fuck up every single time?

16 lag posts eh? you nearly beat my record! oOo: gg aa.com