let's see.....all old injuries

got e pen stapped into my hand when i was in kindergarten
got a dart thrown between my eyes (literally)
got a dart stabbed into my right hand
was about to dunk and got slammed down by the opposition and landed on

my face while playing street ball (I can jump about 20 centimieters straight up)

wasn't careful and threw a knife on my foot and it went in 1 cm and cut through a vein

got kicked in the nuts by some broad that thought i was groaping her

was playing around at home and broke a lamp (cut myself 2 cm deep on my right hand)

we were playing around at work and a friend accidently cut my wrist and hit a vain (blood gushed everywhere)

got a bit of my ear clipped off thanks to a newbie hair dresser who wasn't paying attention

and i guess that's about it..........other then that I didn't get any serious injuries oOo:

This is one of those threads where no one actually reads the replies because it's a pretty boring subject. People mostly come in and post their reply and never return.

It's like a Steven King movie.

Its not nasty when you wake up during surgery.
I've had 6 operations and I woke up during one of them, and when you wake up you are so drowsy and disoriented from the high powered medication that you cant even feel the pain. I just woke up, threw up, and they put the little mask back on me and sleepy sleepy.

[quote="CaP bUsTa":fe8ed]Its not nasty when you wake up during surgery.
I've had 6 operations and I woke up during one of them, and when you wake up you are so drowsy and disoriented from the high powered medication that you cant even feel the pain. I just woke up, threw up, and they put the little mask back on me and sleepy sleepy.[/quote:fe8ed]

Lucky you.

I awoke and could feel the sucker right at the back of my throat. It was insanely uncomfortable and I did feel pain. All I could feel was this sucker at the back of my throat, dry mouth, bright light and I couldn't move or do a thing.

All I could manage was a weak wail as I tried to call out, I think. As you said they must have dropped me back down quite quickly, but it seemed to last forever.

I remember it vividly, even now, after what must be about 20 years. Nasty is accurate.

what kind of surgery where u having that had them put a sucker all the way down your throat oOo:

having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen

hmmmmmmmmm

broke ankle playin softball
broke every finger I have at one point
same for most toes
jaw broken 5 places w/baseball bat
stabbed in forearm
shot in tummy during robery

Ill think of more

[quote=Ydiss] Lucky you.

I awoke and could feel the sucker right at the back of my throat. It was insanely uncomfortable and I did feel pain. All I could feel was this sucker at the back of my throat, dry mouth, bright light and I couldn't move or do a thing.

All I could manage was a weak wail as I tried to call out, I think. As you said they must have dropped me back down quite quickly, but it seemed to last forever.

I remember it vividly, even now, after what must be about 20 years. Nasty is accurate.[/quote:dffa5]

The chance of being awake during surgery scares me a hell of a lot more than just about any injury or death.

I heard there's a new brain scanning thingy that tells them if you're awake or not, I'll have to remember to insist that they use it if I need surgery.
also make it quite clear that if I'm awake during, someone will end up with a bayonet in their gut biggrin:

[quote="CaP bUsTa":5c52c]what kind of surgery where u having that had them put a sucker all the way down your throat oOo:[/quote:5c52c]

It was ear surgury, actually, but that's besides the point.

"Right at the back" =! "All the way down"

ear surgery eh
thats the exact same surgery i was in for when i woke up
wierd eek:

[quote="CaP bUsTa":9a22b]ear surgery eh
thats the exact same surgery i was in for when i woke up
wierd eek:[/quote:9a22b]

It was for grommits (sp). Had an ear infection in my right ear.

I ended up having the opperation 4 times over 5 years or so 'cos I kept getting my head under water and washed the grommits out. Doh.

Thanks for calling me a liar. If you want, i can fax you my medical records you nerd.

oh
mine was plastic surgery, i was born without a right ear so I had a series of 4 surgeries to make me a new fake one

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":400c0]Dropped an impact wrench on my big tow one time. Toe hurt for weeks while the bllod under the nail slowly grew out.[/quote:400c0]
OMG YOU SPELLED TOE WRONG!

[quote="Super 61":8713c]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:8713c]