Yeah, but if you do that you and the rest of the sane family will have to suffer without a working remote control.

If you just call your local mafia connection tell them you need someone that needs to be clipped, give them a picture of your mother, her local hangouts and a gym bag full of cash. It will never be linked back to you and if you employed a good hitman it will most likely look like an accident.

Innoxx, you sure earned your Gestapo callsign..

[quote="Bean 2":357a1]Its funny how she thinks that when im older im gonna take care of her. Yea right that bitch could die for all i care. Im not gonna do shit for her when im older. Im gonna put her in a home until she rots.[/quote:357a1]

You do realize YOU have to pay for that shit.

[quote=Innoxx]That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.[/quote:e13c3]



Don't fucking joke about stealing his stash. What kind of sick monster could do such a thing. ?

-If you have a dog piss on her bed blame it on the dog./cat. repeat until you feel fulfilled.

drug her then throw her (gently) in the ditch.

.... then go out with her boyfriend

Eat some meatballs, then shit them out, and roll them into shitballs....Serve them to your "bitch" with spaghetti.

Ok, I think you guys are getting too creative.

....You know you wanna try my 'ShitBalls.' cool:

[quote="Old Reliable":a735f]haha holy shit, if you are actually going to get back at your mother for something, you are truly a piece of shit[/quote:a735f]

Dude u have no idea how fucked up she is. I havent done shit to her and she hates me. She sends me to physcologist because i dont talk to her sometimes. How fucked up is that. Shes a slut and a bitch and ill never forgive her for what shes done to me.

Well, first off.. That's pretty fucked up for a mother to say about and to their children.. I don't blame you for wanting to get revenge.. mad:

but realistically. You're probably not going to move out at 18.. even if you try, you're not going to be able to afford it working at the local best buy or gas station.. You'll have Rent, utilities, food, gas (if you own a car) a car (if you don't already have one).. or you're going to be a loafer and mooch off your friends and crash on their couch until you over stay your welcome....

In which case you'll probably be begging to move back home where you probably don't have to pay for shit...

So the realistic thing to do is call Jerry Springer and get on the show if you want to throw a chair at her... Sounds like perfect material for them.. Then at least you can lock your self in your room 24/7 watching dumb and dumberer on your new VCR that the show gives you.. oOo:

but in any case.. Good luck..

[quote="Bean 2":58694][quote="Old Reliable":58694]haha holy shit, if you are actually going to get back at your mother for something, you are truly a piece of shit[/quote:58694]

Dude u have no idea how fucked up she is. I havent done shit to her and she hates me. She sends me to physcologist because i dont talk to her sometimes. How fucked up is that. Shes a slut and a bitch and ill never forgive her for what shes done to me.[/quote:58694]

Sounds like the other guy's mom who post in this forum. You know he makes a living washing dishes. Whats his name?

Why does Jerry Springer come to mind when i read his posts? eek:

Butters has a situation like that