Stfu

LOL - Actually, I am at the moment.

Too bad I'm fucking bored all day.

Get some boxers and attach some fur on the inside and run around and you'll have a great time all day having massive orgasms. Plus it feels good.

5.30am get home
5.40am puke up
6.am go to bed
6am+ sleep the day away
5pm eat
7pm go out & party again

0700 - wake up and shower
0730 - eat breakfast/watch tv
0820 - leave for work
0830 - start work/go online
1000 - 15 min break to play with girlfriend
1200 - lunch/sex with girlfriend
1500 - coffee run
1700 - leave work with girlfriend to go play
1720 - sex
1800 - tv
1845 - sex
2015 - tv/dinner
2110 - play moh/cod
2220 - shower with girlfriend/more sex
2300 - sleep at girlfriends house

That was Fri/Sat anyway...

Sunday:
7am Get up
7.50am Cycle to work
8am Arrive at work
8am-6pm Work/Try & skive off doing work
6.20 Arrive home

Monday:
8.30am Get up
9.30am Get London Charing Cross service at train station
11am Arrive at University
11am-1pm Study Historic sh&t
1-2pm Lunch
2pm-4pm- More Historic sh&t
4.30 Catch Gillingham service at train station
5.30-6pm Arrive back at my babe lair

Tuesday:
6am Get up
7am Catch London Charing Cross service
9am Arrive at University
9am-11am Study Historic sh&t
12am-1pm Lunch
1pm-3pm Study Historic sh&t
3.07pm Catch Gillingham service whilst bashin the lil school kids out of my way.
4.30pm Home

Wednesday
4.30am attempt to up oOo:
Hit snooze till 5am
5am Get ready for work
5.50 Cycle to work
6am-4pm Work/try to skive off work by hiding in the re-charing room behind the machines & reading the paper.
4pm Cycle home
4.10pm collapse

Thursday
Sleep--------------------------------
5pm wake up
6pm eat
7pm panic & get ready for Royal Navy Reserve
7.10pm try & talk Mum into driving me to RNR
7.15pm Arrive at RNR
7.30pm Start learning nautical bs
9pm Go to Mess & Drink tots of rum till I stink of booze and start to hallucinate and say obscene things to the CO's daughter.
9.30pm Get a lift home courtesy of the CO's daughter.
10pm Play the computer all night kus the yanks/aussies/canucks have just woken up and its still daytime over there.
2am Go to bed

Friday
Do things that need to be done
8pm Cycle to friends house
8pm-12am Drink copious amounts of alcohol. We play a game called centurion, you have to do 1 shot of beer a minute for 100 minutes. We have a website dedicated to it but I can't be assed to find the url, but might if you request.
12am-2am Try to find a kebab shop & do crazy stuff
2am-3am sleep @ friends house or cycle home whilst half pi££ed trying desperately to avoid the cars & elephants.

Saturday
Repeat of Friday, this saturday I'm going to London so it might be quite interesting.



and so on

I'd put sand paper instead.

chaffing the Penor flamethrower: ..that's gotta burn

There is a strong Absense in 'Wanking' or other forms of Masturbation in your lists.....GG LIARSTEINS!

ok thats all my list was.

[quote="Short Hand":ae0b9]ok thats all my list was.[/quote:ae0b9]

No, you had "Masterbate."

I don't even know what the fuck that is.

Some guy called Bate?

wake up at various times, do various things, sleep at various times