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Simo Häyhä 11-26-2003 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Set sceen to the bathroom, guy ramming this chick from behind while she's holding onto the toilet. He proceeds to grab her hair, ram her head in the toilet, flip the switch with his foot, and all while he's still pumping away. kinky.
i...saw that one eek:

Unknown_Sniper 11-26-2003 05:41 PM
agreed. I stay away from that type of porn. fuicking bondage whores yall are

Wilko 11-27-2003 06:42 AM
Generally, Ones that attempt to have story lines are the best. Look for 'The Babysitter', starring Cheyenne Silver on Kazaa. Some funny shit.

However, the funniest i ever say was this lesbian scene, with the most horrible quality, inappropriate Classical music during the proceedings. Think 'Dance of the sugar-plum fairy' on $5 speakers cranked to the max. It inspired my friend and I to add more inappropriate music to porn. We found that the best combination we could muster was a Jenna Jameson cumshot, with the 'Escape from Fort Schmerzen' Music in the Background.

Also, just about any lewd act goes brilliantly with 'Spanish Flea'

Peegoo 11-27-2003 08:11 PM
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.

lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older :)

Eight Ace 11-27-2003 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.
...wow!, pretty frank admission there PeeGoo,
I admire your honesty and don't mind in the least that your gay. freak:

Wilko 11-27-2003 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.

lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older :)
Gee, Peegoo, can you hear me all the way back there in the 50's? heh, I'm just kidding, you're alright. biggrin:

It's a passtime, nothing more. Hell, most of the blokes on this forum have girls anyway beer:

NexusRevived 11-27-2003 08:45 PM
A guy was running full speed at this chick with her legs spread apart and he tried to insert c0k but he missed and his dick bounced off her ass cheek. Lol.

geRV 11-27-2003 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.

lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older :)
Go back to grade school and learn some spelling retard. rolleyes:

Bucknub 11-27-2003 10:46 PM
I seen one where I chick was giving head, and the guy jized in her mouth,, then she got up right away and spit it out in the garbage can.

Zoner 11-28-2003 09:23 AM
HAW HAW HAW!

Paaaa-tooooooie!!

Saw one the other day where the dude was doing a chick from behind, he pulls out and smacks the head of his lad just like you'd slap someone across the face *THWACK*

I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.

NexusRevived 11-28-2003 02:50 PM
^^ LOLOL

11-28-2003 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
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Originally Posted by Tripper
"Headunking"

One of the most funniest, amazing and weird pr0n videos I've ever seen.

This dude oils up his bald head with lotion and does a running head-first dive into this chicks spread legs. Head goes straight in.

That was FUCKED UP. Also had me in tears with laughter.
Yeah, I've seen that
me too i thought i was kinda sick

Wilko 11-29-2003 12:37 AM
[quote:0fa58]I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.[/quote:0fa58]

It's all in the telling, Zone. Good Job!

Duke_of_Ray 11-29-2003 10:55 AM
This is exactly why I do not look at porn, it's bloody sick!

Unknown_Sniper 11-29-2003 02:37 PM
most of it is good man. you just gotta stay away from all the bondage and weird fetish stuff.


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