i...saw that one eek:

agreed. I stay away from that type of porn. fuicking bondage whores yall are

Generally, Ones that attempt to have story lines are the best. Look for 'The Babysitter', starring Cheyenne Silver on Kazaa. Some funny shit.

However, the funniest i ever say was this lesbian scene, with the most horrible quality, inappropriate Classical music during the proceedings. Think 'Dance of the sugar-plum fairy' on $5 speakers cranked to the max. It inspired my friend and I to add more inappropriate music to porn. We found that the best combination we could muster was a Jenna Jameson cumshot, with the 'Escape from Fort Schmerzen' Music in the Background.

Also, just about any lewd act goes brilliantly with 'Spanish Flea'

look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.

lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older :)

...wow!, pretty frank admission there PeeGoo,
I admire your honesty and don't mind in the least that your gay. freak:

Gee, Peegoo, can you hear me all the way back there in the 50's? heh, I'm just kidding, you're alright. biggrin:

It's a passtime, nothing more. Hell, most of the blokes on this forum have girls anyway beer:

A guy was running full speed at this chick with her legs spread apart and he tried to insert c0k but he missed and his dick bounced off her ass cheek. Lol.

Go back to grade school and learn some spelling retard. rolleyes:

I seen one where I chick was giving head, and the guy jized in her mouth,, then she got up right away and spit it out in the garbage can.

HAW HAW HAW!

Paaaa-tooooooie!!

Saw one the other day where the dude was doing a chick from behind, he pulls out and smacks the head of his lad just like you'd slap someone across the face *THWACK*

I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.

^^ LOLOL

me too i thought i was kinda sick

[quote:0fa58]I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.[/quote:0fa58]

It's all in the telling, Zone. Good Job!

This is exactly why I do not look at porn, it's bloody sick!

most of it is good man. you just gotta stay away from all the bondage and weird fetish stuff.