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12-03-2003 06:10 PM

hake:

Vance 12-03-2003 06:28 PM

[quote="Cpl Luz":54fa0][quote="Animal Mother":54fa0][quote="Cpl Luz":54fa0]USA & UK vs a few terrorists.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring it allahnoob-salad[/quote:54fa0]


USA could take em without j00[/quote:54fa0]

Ahem the USA takes out enough British soldiers thanks[/quote:54fa0]
No, you guys do it enough for yourselves.

12-03-2003 06:30 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":58a8a][quote:58a8a]We are 1.5 billion. We will double again. Do you have enough bullets to kill us? [/quote:58a8a]

the rednecks alone have that many bullets in their basements (aka gun display rooms) and pickup trucks

crazy mofos those rednecks rock:[/quote:58a8a]


hahahahaha

12-03-2003 07:12 PM

I put 2 and 2 togather.......

Dont get to upset guys , Neef Bucks = Simo.

Eames 12-03-2003 07:13 PM

Stop bashing the uk and the common wealth, there our trusted friends and allies....allies we can actually count on. We can only hope the friendship between our nations will last forever.

Webb 12-03-2003 08:18 PM

Hey Allah-hu-Akbar or towel head or camel jokey, Go fuck yourself and your Jihad.


Fuck the Jihad

Tripper 12-03-2003 08:28 PM

[quote=Vance][quote="Cpl Luz":47302][quote="Animal Mother":47302]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cpl Luz":47302
USA & UK vs a few terrorists.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring it allahnoob-salad


USA could take em without j00[/quote:47302]

Ahem the USA takes out enough British soldiers thanks[/quote:47302]
No, you guys do it enough for yourselves.[/quote:47302]

This is the benefit of being America's number one allie?

Show some respect.

Eames 12-03-2003 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webb
Hey Allah-hu-Akbar or towel head or camel jokey, Go fuck yourself and your Jihad.


Fuck the Jihad

allah hu akbar isnt a person, its arabic for "god is great". But fuck the muslims, their jihad, and their stupid slogan just the same.

ninty 12-03-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webb
Hey Allah-hu-Akbar or towel head or camel jokey, Go fuck yourself and your Jihad.


Fuck the Jihad

[MC Ren as Court Officer]
Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Jihad Department;
prosecuting attourneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube,
and Eazy-motherfuckin-E

[Dr. Dre as The Judge]
Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

[Ice Cube as Witness]
You god damn right!

[Dr. Dre]
Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

[Ice Cube]
Fuck the jihad comin straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm american
And not the other color so jihad think
they have the authority to kill americans
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a turbin and BO
to be beatin on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o
Beat a jihad out of shape
and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still gettin swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black jihad showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from, the CPT
Ounk jihad are afraid of me!
HUH, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin in L.A.
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

{*"Fuck the jihad" -> cut and scratched 4X*}

Example of scene one

[Cop] Pull your god damn ass over right now
[NWA] Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?
[Cop] Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up
[NWA] Man, fuck this shit
[Cop] Aight smartass, I'm takin your black ass to jail!

[Dr. Dre]
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
to the jury about this fucked up incident?

[MC Ren]
Fuck the jihad and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin
and the motherfuckin weapon is kept in
a stash box, for the so-called law
Wishin Ren was a nigga that they never saw
Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path
For jihad, I'm sayin, "Fuck you punk!"
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
with a fake-assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up!
Make you think I'ma kick your ass
but drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke 'em now and not next time
Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
or any asshole, that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfuckin villian that's mad
With potential, to get bad as fuck
So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
{*BOOM, BOOM*} Yeah, somethin like that
but it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin out a jihad, would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

{*"Fuck the jihad" -> cut and scratched 4X*}

[Cop] {*knocking on the door*}
[NWA] Yeah man, what you need?
[Cop] Jihad, open now
[NWA] Aww shit
[Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
[Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em
(Move motherfucker, move now!)
[NWA] What the fuck did I do, man what did I do?
[Cop] Just shut the fuck up
and get your motherfuckin ass on the floor
(You heard the man, shut the fuck up!)
[NWA] But I didn't do shit
[Cop] Man just shut the fuck up!

[Dr. Dre]
Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
and tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

[Eazy-E]
I'm tired of the motherfuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and
shinin the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass -- or maybe cause I blast
on a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigger
of any Uzi or an AK
Cause the jihad always got somethin stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot
by me, or another nigga
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(MC Ren: Size ain't shit, he's from the old school fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
dumb motherfucker with a gun
And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one
that I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say

{*"Fuck the jihad" -> cut and scratched 4X*}

The verdict

[Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
white bread, chickenshit motherfucker
[Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!
[Dre] Get him out of here!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Get him the fuck out my face!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW!
[Cop] FUCK YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!

Fuck the jihad! (repeat 3X)

Vance 12-03-2003 09:32 PM

[quote=Tripper][quote=Vance][quote="Cpl Luz":2f751]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Animal Mother":2f751
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cpl Luz":2f751
USA & UK vs a few terrorists.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring it allahnoob-salad


USA could take em without j00

Ahem the USA takes out enough British soldiers thanks[/quote:2f751]
No, you guys do it enough for yourselves.[/quote:2f751]

This is the benefit of being America's number one allie?

Show some respect.[/quote:2f751]
Right, like I wasn't provoked AT ALL. British soldiers killed more of their own during the war than we did, I was merely pointing out the ignorance.

Tripper 12-03-2003 09:44 PM

[quote=Vance][quote=Tripper][quote=Vance]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cpl Luz":e9951
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Animal Mother":e9951
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cpl Luz":e9951
USA & UK vs a few terrorists.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring it allahnoob-salad


USA could take em without j00

Ahem the USA takes out enough British soldiers thanks

No, you guys do it enough for yourselves.[/quote:e9951]

This is the benefit of being America's number one allie?

Show some respect.[/quote:e9951]
Right, like I wasn't provoked AT ALL. British soldiers killed more of their own during the war than we did, I was merely pointing out the ignorance.[/quote:e9951]

Good amount of evidence you have there.

Vance 12-03-2003 10:42 PM

So I'm guessing you didn't hear about the British Challenger who engaged the other British Challenger - and killed three crewmen.

We knocked out a Hornet by mistake, killing the pilot.

If you want me to find links, I can

Bucknub 12-03-2003 10:44 PM

[quote:66d12][Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
white bread, chickenshit motherfucker
[Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!
[Dre] Get him out of here!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Get him the fuck out my face!
[Cop] I want justice!
[Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW!
[Cop] FUCK YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS! [/quote:66d12]

The ending of "fuck tha police" is the funniest shit ever.

12-03-2003 10:58 PM

jeez i made this thread to provoke intelligent thought and conversation 0_o

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-03-2003 11:06 PM

The first post is a classic piece of interbred, redneck tat. There may be some sleeper cells in our countries, but to presume that every islamic person wants to enter paradise by blowing themselves up and screaming allah-ackbar is preposterous. [img]http://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/so.gif[/img]


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