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Merlin122 01-03-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty
I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.

i would have tried shooting it in like a basketball and have everyone watch me...damn that would be funny

Madmartagen 01-03-2004 06:22 PM

If the teacher makes you hold it, just crap all over the carpet, that way she will look like an ass for denying you the right to go to the bathroom, and her classroom will stink. I doubt she will make you clean it up, you can flat out refuse. IMO detention would be worth it, but im sure my folks would lay the beatdown on them for making me clean it up.

Snuff 01-03-2004 06:27 PM

For more current news:
I took a shit at work today.
My dog took a shit in the backyard today.
My little girl shit her diaper about an hour ago.
Never know if my wife shits or not-she's very stealthy about it.
My dog was especially embarassed.

Cpt. Obvious 01-03-2004 07:08 PM

I would have never had the balls to tell that story.

Eames 01-03-2004 07:09 PM

Damn man shitting your pants in school must really suck, you shoulda just got up and went to the bathroom without permission, even if you got sent to the office for it....it woulda been worth it to not have shit your pants. I mean damn...that has to have been hard to live down...going to school with the same people for 8 years since all remembering you shit your pants in 5th grade. That had to have been the funniest story I've heard in a while.

Zap. USMC 01-03-2004 08:36 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/shitmypants.gif[/img]

Merlin122 01-03-2004 08:47 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":a07f8][img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/shitmypants.gif[/img][/quote:a07f8]

ROFL!!!!

Berquist 01-03-2004 09:01 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/zachme%20copy.gif[/img]

Zap. USMC 01-03-2004 09:12 PM

I don't see the funneh in that, Berquist... sleeping:

You have that "Oh shit!" look on your face in your picture, Berqe.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-03-2004 09:14 PM

loving the tan lines zap

Arkan 01-03-2004 09:15 PM

I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.

elitecloud 01-03-2004 10:23 PM

[quote:a59eb]"Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" [/quote:a59eb]

LMFAO happy:

Snuff 01-03-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.

That would be considered an OOZE OUT my friend

Milla 01-03-2004 10:40 PM

ROFL ZAP!! thats one of the best stories ive heard in ages

Eames 01-04-2004 01:57 AM

Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?


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