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1080jibber 01-31-2004 03:48 PM
what is this?, fucking love line?

put it in her ass biggrin:

Fireal 01-31-2004 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
what is this?, fucking love line?

put it in her ass biggrin:
Love line fuckin owns!

Too bad its on an hour earlier... cry:

Punky 01-31-2004 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MinorThreat
Judas... are you trying to fuck joey ramone?

You know he's dead...

btw... just be like "LISTEN BEYOTCH, LAY DOWN AND SPREAD'EM WHILE I GIVE YOU THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE"
yeah.. sure... that sure worked on me rolleyes: stupid: eek:

if you wanna have sex with her.. and she ready.. well you will know. She will make the move. I would not suggest doing much of what has been suggested.. .. don't nag her about it either.. if your the first one she has givin a blow job to.. be proud of that.. at least you get those braggin rights.. and if you are lucky she will practice a lot on ya.. but as far as the sex thing goes.. well its pretty much in the hands of your woman.. after all... we have what all men want.. and unless we give it to ya.. mr palmer is going to be your best buddy and you are going to have some awesome muscles in your right arm happy:

Arch 01-31-2004 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Punky
Quote:
Originally Posted by MinorThreat
Judas... are you trying to fuck joey ramone?

You know he's dead...

btw... just be like "LISTEN BEYOTCH, LAY DOWN AND SPREAD'EM WHILE I GIVE YOU THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE"
yeah.. sure... that sure worked on me rolleyes: stupid: eek:

if you wanna have sex with her.. and she ready.. well you will know. She will make the move. I would not suggest doing much of what has been suggested.. .. don't nag her about it either.. if your the first one she has givin a blow job to.. be proud of that.. at least you get those braggin rights.. and if you are lucky she will practice a lot on ya.. but as far as the sex thing goes.. well its pretty much in the hands of your woman.. after all... we have what all men want.. and unless we give it to ya.. mr palmer is going to be your best buddy and you are going to have some awesome muscles in your right arm happy:
Mr.Palmer is cheap oOo:

Eight Ace 01-31-2004 05:39 PM
*...brings self off...*

Unknown_Sniper 01-31-2004 05:42 PM
ha who here calls it Mr, palmer? thats gay. I call it Palmala Handerson. Yeah listen to punky. If she wants it she should just jump on ya..or somehtinig close to that. But if you want to turn her on for my rubing the inside of her thighs usually helps, even if shes dressed. neck and back rubs, holding for a long time, being alone from 10am to late at night tons of things work but every girl is unique so find out what she lieks and your all set

cameltoe 01-31-2004 05:50 PM
pee on her, did the trick for rkelly

Sergeant_Scrotum 01-31-2004 05:51 PM
HAHAHAH Dude why are you asking here?! biggrin:

Tripper 01-31-2004 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by cameltoe
pee on her

Drew 01-31-2004 06:00 PM
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.

Unknown_Sniper 01-31-2004 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:

Merlin122 01-31-2004 06:10 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6857e]
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Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:[/quote:6857e]

i love gordon

Wilko 01-31-2004 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Merlin122
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Originally Posted by Zoner
The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
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GIVE HER A KISS BOY! biggrin: happy: happy: happy:
hahahahahaha. Top Reference!

MinorThreat 01-31-2004 07:43 PM
aye... liquor... beer... let her have enough to get to the point right before she passes out, or pukes, which ever comes first. Let her sober up just a little, then ITS ON.

The novice may let her pass out or puke, but this is a mistake. The former may get you laid, but it also may equal a court apperance. The second is disgusting, but it's better then court.

KTOG 02-01-2004 04:43 PM
Show her your superior wang...and if you aren't as gifted as me ... stick a wad of paper towel down your pants.


If all else fails "Dead girls don't scream"


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