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what is this?, fucking love line?
put it in her ass biggrin: |
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Too bad its on an hour earlier... cry: |
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if you wanna have sex with her.. and she ready.. well you will know. She will make the move. I would not suggest doing much of what has been suggested.. .. don't nag her about it either.. if your the first one she has givin a blow job to.. be proud of that.. at least you get those braggin rights.. and if you are lucky she will practice a lot on ya.. but as far as the sex thing goes.. well its pretty much in the hands of your woman.. after all... we have what all men want.. and unless we give it to ya.. mr palmer is going to be your best buddy and you are going to have some awesome muscles in your right arm happy: |
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*...brings self off...*
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ha who here calls it Mr, palmer? thats gay. I call it Palmala Handerson. Yeah listen to punky. If she wants it she should just jump on ya..or somehtinig close to that. But if you want to turn her on for my rubing the inside of her thighs usually helps, even if shes dressed. neck and back rubs, holding for a long time, being alone from 10am to late at night tons of things work but every girl is unique so find out what she lieks and your all set
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pee on her, did the trick for rkelly
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HAHAHAH Dude why are you asking here?! biggrin:
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Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
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i love gordon |
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aye... liquor... beer... let her have enough to get to the point right before she passes out, or pukes, which ever comes first. Let her sober up just a little, then ITS ON.
The novice may let her pass out or puke, but this is a mistake. The former may get you laid, but it also may equal a court apperance. The second is disgusting, but it's better then court. |
Show her your superior wang...and if you aren't as gifted as me ... stick a wad of paper towel down your pants.
If all else fails "Dead girls don't scream" |
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