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Mr.Buttocks 03-29-2004 05:28 PM
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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens.
There's nothing wrong with the Olsen twins you fag.

MrLevinstein 03-29-2004 05:29 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1ed4f]
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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens.
There's nothing wrong with the Olsen twins you fag.[/quote:1ed4f]

I know, but tis so cliche.

Mr.Buttocks 03-29-2004 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein

I know, but tis so cliche.
Who cares? They're cute as hell.

geRV 03-29-2004 05:31 PM
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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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Help required this thread please. eek:
Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens. its called sarcasm. Thought you knew that
Was playing along :(

Himmler 03-29-2004 05:37 PM
to fuck jennifer love hewitt biggrin:

cashwarsplaya 03-29-2004 05:39 PM
actually, i change mine, mine now has anything to do with kristen kreuk.

con Brio 03-29-2004 05:42 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":715ea]To touch a girls bra without blowing my hot muck instantaneously.... annoy:[/quote:715ea]


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA



i feel your pain...

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-29-2004 05:56 PM
To be at the michel jackson estate on a warm summers night....

Pyro 03-29-2004 06:32 PM
This is Gerards

<Gerv5500> my fantasys a 3 way with u and kyle

Milla 03-29-2004 06:43 PM
To get naked with a girl, we wear sailor hats, than we get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, i clip her toe nails and she shaves my buttocks. oOo:

Fireal 03-29-2004 06:56 PM
Have 10 of the hottest women in europe in a steam room, covered in oil.

Merlin122 03-29-2004 06:57 PM
oh you could have done better than that ned

Fireal 03-29-2004 07:00 PM
Im not greedy.

Merlin122 03-29-2004 07:02 PM
i meant something crazy. not the amount of women.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-29-2004 07:09 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":7e441]To get naked with a girl, we wear sailor hats, than we get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, i clip her toe nails and she shaves my buttocks. oOo:[/quote:7e441]

I wear a sailor hat

& I'm also wearing my uniform to the next party rock:


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