God Hates Canada

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He pees on you every Canada Day. Golden Showered.

rock:

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make me a mixed tape dance:

spank:

its my first fourth doing nothing annoy:

rock:

Happy long weekend, 'merican dudes.

Go blow some shit up in yer backyard. rock:

Oh we did, with a couple of close calls. My brother lit off a tube too early and it went off right next to my ear. That was fun. Then there was a neighbors house that sort of caught fire but it was there fault, I had to go put it out. Well, after two days of setting off my fireworks it's time to sit and relax and watch someone elses tonight.

Would have had an assload of crackers yesterday, but unfortunatly they are illegal in NY. Not like thats ever stopped me before but I couldnt get them smuggled in. All because a few kids blew their fingers off and moms wrote to the governing body mwah:

last night, it sounded like I was being shelled. lots of explosions. I light off a few thunderkings myself and got yelled at by my neighbor for scaring the dog.

Celebrate America's birth by blowing a piece of it up rock:

Me and some buddies were throwing some fire crackers when the dog had a bright idea and to jump on them. He also tried to chase after some bottle rockets.