porcelain seats >all others

and IDK the wait are you wearing thread is also fairly asshungry.

I dont care between Plastic and Pocelain. Just as long as the seats rim is flat, not arched.

imwithstupid:

i hate that whoosh sound when i sit on a padded one.. plus, they never stay up when im pissing.. so they fall down, i try to grab them.. miss and spray piss everywhere :(

I also like a seat that warms quickly. When your in for the long haul, its good to be comfortable

I hate the seats that are shaped so you hafta stand up to wip, and you got shit dripping down your legs and big drops landing in the seat of your pants.... My grandma has one like that.

oOo: x1000

I dont think a 9.9 earthquake could make me shit on my leg and on my pants. Id hate to see your bedsheets prolly look like someone threw chocolate cake on them

dudes--

i have a plastic coated seat and i like it, its comfy for those long hauls

plus my toilet is a real trooper-
i drop some heavy duty deuces and that toilet takes em like none other i fuckin hate toilets that cant eat my shit and get all clogged up and sploosh shit water all over the floor rock:

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ahh.... an hour well spent... rock: [/img]

i shit standing up

Do you remove your trousers before the bomb-bay doors open?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2a283]Do you remove your trousers before the bomb-bay doors open?[/quote:2a283]
what? and miss out on the warm squishy feeling?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":43286]Do you remove your trousers before the bomb-bay doors open?[/quote:43286]
i dont wear pants.