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Zoner 07-21-2004 07:30 AM

The Canadian Olympic Commitee is really fucking over the athletes with the new qualification standards. We're gonna end up sending over, what, five rowers and a judo dude now?

Yes that's an exaggeration, but the team is the smallest one since '72, I think. The rationale is that they don't want any athletes over there who have no chance of being in the top 12 in the world. Hellloooo...ever hear of the Olympic spirit and the the thrill of competition, fellas?

It's not a coincidence that the acronym for the Canadian Olympic Commitee is "COC".

Fuckers.

Madmartagen 07-21-2004 08:18 AM

Ooh, maybe McDonalds will have those olympic deals going on.
/homersimpsondrool

Zoner 07-21-2004 08:37 AM

Krusty: I'm personally going to spit in every 50th burger!

Homer: I like those odds!

bukdez 07-21-2004 09:32 AM

we've only picked events that communists always win!...

this just in: USSR boycotts olympics...

good stuff...

Pyro 07-21-2004 12:42 PM

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I thought USA was the best at baseball? Why do they call it the World Series in American Baseball when they can't even make it to the olympics?

They won gold in 2000 oOo: The MLB players dont participate in the olympics, its seperate. I dont know how or why I know this, i fuckin hate baseball. oOo:

Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
get drunk with margie
-Christine- says:
seriousky?
-Christine- says:
seriously*
Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
yeah we talked about ti today
Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
she prolly jus jokin though
-Christine- says:
oh...lol
Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
that would eb sweet though
-Christine- says:
yah...lol

Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
I hope you weren't lying about the getting drunk on weekend thing
Margie says:
lol
Margie says:
not this weekend
Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
aww why not
Margie says:
work
Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave... says:
fuck

Zoner 07-21-2004 12:44 PM

"Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave..."

rolleyes: Nice name.

Get back on topic, wad.

Pyro 07-21-2004 12:48 PM

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"Shawn - And true love waits, in haunted attics, and true love lives, on lollypops and crisps, Just, don't leave...don't leave..."

rolleyes: Nice name.

EDIT: HAW! Didn't see the nards

Get back on topic, wad.

Is that image against the rules zoner? Unless im mistaken on what I am seeing.

Zoner 07-21-2004 12:49 PM

HAW! BANT!

Didn't notice the nards...good eye for testicles, pyro.

Pyro 07-21-2004 12:50 PM

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HAW! BANT!

Didn't notice the nards...good eye for testicles, pyro.

I am an expert in the testicular areas.

Zoner 07-21-2004 12:54 PM

Of that, I have no doubt.

Here's a more acceptable one:

[img]http://www.digitalend.com/pics/attention_whore2.jpg[/img]

Jotun 07-21-2004 01:41 PM

i heard the olympic stadium they are building isnt even finished. they didnt even start the dome... oOo:

TonyMontana 07-21-2004 01:50 PM

did you hear about that french dickwad that is going to be the flag bearer for canada?

http://www.cbc.ca/story/olympics/nation ... 40719.html

[quote:af3e8]A short time later Gill was questioned about an interview he gave the Toronto Sun in 1995, in which he said he had voted for Quebec sovereignty and feels "more like a Quebecer than I do a Canadian." He told the Sun at the time that it would be a "special feeling" to carry the (Fleur-de-lis) at a sporting event. [/quote:af3e8]

Zoner 07-21-2004 01:55 PM

Yeah, he was also 21 at the time and Quebes was smack dab in the middle of the huge "OMFG Let's separate" kick.

Still, one would like to see a 100% proud CANADIAN carry the flag. I vote Innoxx. biggrin:

Old Reliable 07-21-2004 05:52 PM

american swimmers are going to own those aussies

Pyro 07-21-2004 10:35 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":825fe]american swimmers are going to own those aussies[/quote:825fe]

the american swimmers won't even make it past the drug test


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