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Old Reliable 08-13-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
what can i do if someone else already wrote what i thought...and is not like if you keep criticiasing people is going to make something productively either

gain 600 lbs and die on a couch

Webb 08-13-2004 09:25 AM

"Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

annoy:

Merlin122 08-13-2004 10:19 AM

[quote:2fe13]She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.[/quote:2fe13]


that walks the thin line between horrible and needlessly hilarious.

Maplegyver 08-13-2004 10:25 AM

remined me of whats eating gilbert grape

Sirus 08-13-2004 10:38 AM

god that story is fucking gross, Im with buckweed on this one, she gets what she diserves the dumb fuck, if she hadnt moved in years what purpouse whas she serving to society then? none besides keeping mcdonalds well funded rolleyes:

eeves 08-13-2004 10:55 AM

how can you stay in a place so long without moving? that is freackin sad

Innoxx 08-13-2004 12:01 PM

Doesn't make sense though really, even the world's now deceased fattest man (who was like 900lbs+) moved around. Maybe she was in some sort of coma and their dumbass caretakers didn't really do anything helpful, except feed her. I'll applaud anybody who can find anymore info. This is by far the most interesting thing I've read in awhile. I mean, grafted to a couch -- how sci-fi. It is almost medically impossible to stay in one spot for so long unless you're dead (even coma patients were shifted around to prevent bedsores). I mean, bedsores can get pretty nasty (Example VERY GRAPHIC: http://www.worldortho.com/database/oste ... is/39.html ).

Who knows, maybe it's like that movie Se7en. Some sick fucker could've pumped her full of drugs, held her there against her will while fattening her up like cattle.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-13-2004 12:07 PM

bloody hell

fujimi7su 08-13-2004 12:09 PM

[quote:7ef47]480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch[/quote:7ef47]

600?

Bucknub 08-13-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
if she hadnt moved in years what purpouse whas she serving to society then? none besides keeping mcdonalds well funded rolleyes:

rofl

Infection_Smith@ 08-14-2004 06:04 AM

I'm surprised they havent made a reality show about it yet.

Only in America...


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