she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.

Axe the body spay?!?! rock:

That im sexy.....oh wait I have no woman. oOo:

[quote="@/\/G3L":f5ae5]she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.[/quote:f5ae5]
she must be ugly then cause you look like a douche in that band pic. gg ugly girlfriend

i pay her above the regular price

Nope, axe...the really awesome murder weapon.

Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:

what my mom likes about me ....blablabla nag:
i dont know oOo:

[quote:424ed]she must be ugly then cause you look like a douche in that band pic. gg ugly girlfriend [/quote:424ed]

actually she is the one at the bottom in the black dress. i like spandex.

Since i'm a complete asshole to them i probably going to say its my superior wang.

probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.

[quote="Eight Ace":5f2a7]probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.[/quote:5f2a7]

biggrin:

I sitll have nightmares about you "grilling up a few hotdogs and burgers for lunch" your arm was like the fucking hulk.

i sent my girlfriend a picture of my pensi

[quote="@/\/G3L":3ff5c]she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.[/quote:3ff5c] note the misspelling of intelligent ....and if it was sarcasm ignore this comment ....damn internet....cant show sarcasm