stfu and go suck your moms cock. I like canada. im going to move there later on in life.
hake:

[quote="@/\/G3L":5a1f2]stfu and go suck your moms cock. I like canada. im going to move there later on in life.
hake:[/quote:5a1f2]

if my mother had a penis she would be my father.. you have a fucked up family man

if you got that joke it meant you had 2 dads.
and stop qouting maples long message.

[quote="@/\/G3L":70016]if you got that joke it meant you had 2 dads.
and stop qouting maples long message.[/quote:70016]

ROFL

How old are you? 6?

[quote=ninty9]ROFL

How old are you? 6?[/quote:3caf9]
i think it hurts his feelings, can you get me up ninty?

cry: get it back to simpsons talk.

[quote="@/\/G3L":11423]cry: get it back to simpsons talk.[/quote:11423]

simps0ons are old overplayed and repetetive

king of the hill>simpsons

simpons.king of the hill. family guy. im not saying which is better. they are all good, Fox in general has good shows except for their reality crap.

http://homepage.mac.com/dpark1/.cv/dpar ... 3-link.mp3[/quote:75a2e]

ROFL!!!! that shit is soooo damn funny

simpsons arfe fuckin ghey, prolly watched 2 episodes

[quote="Old Reliable":14459]simpsons arfe fuckin ghey, prolly watched 2 episodes[/quote:14459]

I watched quite alot of episodes as a kid - but they just got repetative.

Guys, FUCK OFF WITH THE SPAM!

And for fuck sakes, if someone spams, don't quote it, you dumb shits!

Now...

G'day mates! What's the good word?

I love that scene. biggrin:

That was a great episode.

"Could I have a chocolate milk?"

"A Beer?"

"No - I said, Chocolate Milk"

"Beer?"

"Choc-o-late mi-lk???"

"Be-eeer?"

Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER


Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes... Yes, I do.

Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship.

Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States?

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV.

Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here?
U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way.
*Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way*
Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty...

Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
*Homer makes faces, hops around.*
*Guard punches him in the face*
Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!

Marge: Oh we have those in America. We call 'em bullfrogs.
Aussie clerk: That's a funny name. I woulda called it a chuzzwuzzer.

Marge: I'll have a coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coff. ee.
Bartender: Be. er.
Marge: C-O...
Bartender: B-E..

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