One time my buudy and I were riding down the highway and he had to shit really bad. We were in a remote area so he had me pull over on the side of the highway. He was using my truck to shield him from view. I waited until he got hunched down and shitting. About that time a couple of cars were coming from the opposite direction, so I just pulled up about twenty feet and left him shitting out in the open on the roadside. He was pissed and I almost shit myself from laughing happy:

I sharted too while taking a piss in my bathroom. I just hopped into the shower. oOo: