"half of everything is luck"
-006

"Ohhh man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!"

- Pulp Fiction

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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory."

Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"
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"And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?"
- doc holliday tombstone
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"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him"

doc holliday

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Ike Clanton - "What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky."

Doc Holliday - "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest"
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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya. \

^ i love that one

"Meg! you mom is NOT an iron!"

Pea-Tear Griffin

look in my sig

[quote=Jotun]thats not all of it.

"We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out." -Jason Becker[/quote:4b7d9]

thanks. good saying.

"Hello!...I must be going." - Marx


plus a bonus original of mine:

"Back off cunt, or I'll kick the Fucken shit out of U!!!" cool:

Buenos Dias, Shit Heads.

Dick Brewer- Young Guns.

I dont trust you. If you ever cross me i swear i will rip off your balls and shove them up your ass so next time you shit you shit all over your balls!

dude from team america

"In the darkest hour the soul is replenished and given strength to continue and endure." -Heart Warrior Chosa

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved." -Helen Keller

"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." -H.G. Wells

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop you strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle."
-General George S. Patton, Jr.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

"Rangers, Lead The Way!"
- Colonel Francis W. Dawson (D-Day Invasion, 1944)

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time."
- Lieutenant General Lewis B."Chesty" Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

"We're paratroopers, Lieutenant, we're supposed to be surrounded." R. Winters


... and so much more...

"orange whip? orange whip? 3 orange whips!..."
-John Candy (Blues Brothers)...

"Dad... I think he's gonna pork her..."
"He may pork her Russ, now eat your breakfast"
-National Lampoon's European Vacation...

Ok, here are some of my own that i toss around sometimes.

" A Stallion needs to run...............and run free "

" The world is my urinal "

(Talking about a dizzy girl) : " She's good looking but, thats about it "

(Talking about girls asses): Asses are great. It's like a big set of tits with a hole in the middle "

First we get jobs, then we get the khaki's, then we get the chicks.\

Joe Cooper, Basketball.

"I AM THE GRATEST SNIYPER IN ETH WORRLD!!!!!!!!!" - privat jacksun spr

Its hard to soar like an eagle , when you work with turkeys - unknown