[quote="Eight Ace":33d2d][quote=Swill1496]Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:[/quote:33d2d]
you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..*[/quote:33d2d]
happy: +1

i can talk to squirrels...

Amen biggrin:

Another one is, I cant lean over and give me self a bj cry:

I am 6'3", 195 lbs, and I am one of the weakest guys at my school. oOo:

i like to pretend my pillow is a hot girl.....

















so i chokeslam it through a table

[quote="Jin-Roh":06621]I am 6'3", 195 lbs, and I am one of the weakest guys at my school. oOo:[/quote:06621]


195 is a bit light for someone whos 6'3" ...

im 5'11" and 175..

i am hacking your pc

Well, I tend to think out conversations in my head. Like, I think out what someone would say if I asked them this or that.

Mabey I have an active immagination, mabey I'm a scitzo, I dunno.

What someone doesn't know about me??..not a hell of alot, i'm not a secretive type but.........

I like toasted waffles with cream cheese and jelly. Is that secretive enough??

No, bagels with cream cheese and salami is more secretive than that.

[quote="Jin-Roh":b92f5]I am 6'3", 195 lbs, and I am one of the weakest guys at my school. oOo:[/quote:b92f5]

Pic? I bet your as fat as me biggrin: jk

oOo:

[quote=Acideyez]
195 is a bit light for someone whos 6'3" ...

im 5'11" and 175..[/quote:35825]
i'm 6'1" and 152... anyway something you dont know about me is my initials spell mac.

my initials spell sam, which is the name of my deceased cat.

[quote="Grim_Reaper":47fdf]anyway something you dont know about me is my initials spell mac.[/quote:47fdf]


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