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Zoner 12-20-2004 02:38 PM

I'm cooking the turkey this year. Man, I got a fucking BEHEMOTH turkey too. Big bastard weighs in around 28lbs!

Got 11 people to feed, so I basically hadda go out and slaughter Big Bird. Sorry kiddies..that big yellow goofy bastard is dead.

I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.

Coleman 12-20-2004 02:39 PM

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HHHAAAAWWWW!!!

+1

back at ya

Tripper 12-20-2004 02:40 PM

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I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.

You will never understand how much you just turned me on then, Zonah.

Bleuachdu 12-20-2004 02:41 PM

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Zoner 12-20-2004 02:41 PM

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I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.

You will never understand how much you just turned me on then, Zonah.

I'll take pics.

rock:

Tripper 12-20-2004 02:42 PM

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[img]http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/lumbergh.gif[/img]

lmfao

bukdez 12-20-2004 02:46 PM

we go to my gf's parents house on x-mas eve for a large party, get drunk, clean the house at 3am, go to sleep, wake up around 11, open gifts, eat breakfast, then lounge untill the turkey is done... after dinner we usually go out and get smashed with her friends... on boxing day we go to my parents and start the cycle over again... good times, good times...

Zoner 12-20-2004 02:48 PM

* Boxing Day = the day after Xmas Day (for you non-commonwealth types)

Tripper 12-20-2004 03:10 PM

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* Boxing Day = the day after Xmas Day (for you non-commonwealth types)

They don't have Boxing day in the U.S??? Crazy!

Scalping Chief 12-20-2004 05:52 PM

fucking beat this, my uncle runs his own kareokee buisness, he goes out to bars and clubs and does it, and so for the past couple years we have been doing kareokee on christmas.
just imaging a drunk aunt singing "these boots were made for walking"

Akuma 12-20-2004 05:58 PM

Christmas Eve:
Fuck girlfriend
Go to parents house for dinner
Fuck girlfriend
Go to midnight mass with parents
Me and girl friend sleep at parents house with some fucking

Chirstmas Day:
Wake up
Open presents
Have breakfast
Fuck/whatever
Christmas Dinner (Prime Rib... yum.....)
Get hammered + fuck
Sleep there again
Go home next day

Been like that 3 years in a row. dance:

ninty 12-20-2004 06:04 PM

I'm sure the regular church goers are really happy to see you, akuma. happy:

Nyck 12-20-2004 06:05 PM

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I'm sure the regular church goers are really happy to see you, akuma. happy:

old ladies die at the site of EL DIABLO!

Akuma 12-20-2004 06:09 PM

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I'm sure the regular church goers are really happy to see you, akuma. happy:

old ladies die at the site of EL DIABLO!

I don't look very goth at Christmas mass... Black suit with a velvet red shirt and a few pentacles.

My girlfriend on the other hand still looks hot as hell... literally.

Doctor Duffy 12-20-2004 06:11 PM

You gothy-people actually put all your make-up and huzzah on at church? Jesus.


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