I'm cooking the turkey this year. Man, I got a fucking BEHEMOTH turkey too. Big bastard weighs in around 28lbs!

Got 11 people to feed, so I basically hadda go out and slaughter Big Bird. Sorry kiddies..that big yellow goofy bastard is dead.

I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.

back at ya

You will never understand how much you just turned me on then, Zonah.

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I'll take pics.

rock:

lmfao

we go to my gf's parents house on x-mas eve for a large party, get drunk, clean the house at 3am, go to sleep, wake up around 11, open gifts, eat breakfast, then lounge untill the turkey is done... after dinner we usually go out and get smashed with her friends... on boxing day we go to my parents and start the cycle over again... good times, good times...

* Boxing Day = the day after Xmas Day (for you non-commonwealth types)

They don't have Boxing day in the U.S??? Crazy!

fucking beat this, my uncle runs his own kareokee buisness, he goes out to bars and clubs and does it, and so for the past couple years we have been doing kareokee on christmas.
just imaging a drunk aunt singing "these boots were made for walking"

Christmas Eve:
Fuck girlfriend
Go to parents house for dinner
Fuck girlfriend
Go to midnight mass with parents
Me and girl friend sleep at parents house with some fucking

Chirstmas Day:
Wake up
Open presents
Have breakfast
Fuck/whatever
Christmas Dinner (Prime Rib... yum.....)
Get hammered + fuck
Sleep there again
Go home next day

Been like that 3 years in a row. dance:

I'm sure the regular church goers are really happy to see you, akuma. happy:

old ladies die at the site of EL DIABLO!

I don't look very goth at Christmas mass... Black suit with a velvet red shirt and a few pentacles.

My girlfriend on the other hand still looks hot as hell... literally.

You gothy-people actually put all your make-up and huzzah on at church? Jesus.