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[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-01-2005 06:32 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":c7694]An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I got two hunat dollars fo yen, today I only get hunat eighty".

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too"[/quote:c7694]ROFL!

tomxtr 03-01-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
As much as you annoy me, good shit for trying, duke. That's why traditionally men have to do the asking out, because we got the balls to do it.

Anyways - Back to disliking you: -1

happy:

eeves 03-01-2005 07:51 PM

at least you tried...thats good rock:

Duke_of_Ray 03-01-2005 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
at least you tried...thats good rock:

It surley won't be the last time I get shot down. Oh well, keeo in trucking. I need me a fried pie.

eeves 03-01-2005 08:00 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e52ea]
Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
at least you tried...thats good rock:

It surley won't be the last time I get shot down. Oh well, keeo in trucking. I need me a fried pie.[/quote:e52ea]

who cares ...just keep trying freak:

Eight Ace 03-01-2005 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
...just keep trying freak:

...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.

Duke_of_Ray 03-01-2005 08:22 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":331b9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
...just keep trying freak:

...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.[/quote:331b9]

Do think I should also dance naked in her yard? Paint her pic on my naked body? I will do anything. freak: +1 for the sexy tips brother.

snipes 03-01-2005 08:39 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":846a0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
...just keep trying freak:

...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.[/quote:846a0]

ROFL!!!! biggrin: biggrin:

Eight Ace 03-01-2005 08:42 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f8e2c] Do think I should also dance naked in her yard?
Paint her pic on my naked body? I will do anything. freak: [/quote:f8e2c]
yes, yes I do...those are good ideas, also you might think about taking a photo
of your erect penis and mailing it to her with "Wish You Were Here" written on it..?

Tripper 03-01-2005 09:33 PM

Rofl ace....

Forte 03-01-2005 10:01 PM

[quote=geRV][quote="TGB!":bd327]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":bd327
Don't worry about it Dukester, we've all had the great big dirty "NO!" at some point in our lives. Lick your wounds and move on.

Speak for yourself. . .[/quote:bd327]

When you get the no you break out the credit card. eek: oOo: biggrin:[/quote:bd327]
lol my friend did that to his now girlfriend. except it wasnt something mildly expensive it was a huge freaking diamond.

Short Hand 03-01-2005 10:12 PM

Shafted.

Milla 03-01-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
As much as you annoy me, good shit for trying, duke. That's why traditionally men have to do the asking out, because we got the balls to do it.

Anyways - Back to disliking you: -1

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! rock:


Anyways, its bull shit the guy always has to ask the girl out. I say the guys go on strike and have the girls get turned down once in awhile.

Jin-Roh 03-01-2005 11:16 PM

I've seen the girl[s]. Duke should fuck both of them. biggrin:

Bean 2 03-01-2005 11:52 PM

I did the same thing in high school duke. I asked a girl that i had been friends with since elementary school and she said no. Several years later i got my revenge though. Turns out she started to like me more but by that time i didnt like her anymore. Went to prom with her but thats about it. My advice is to just act like it didnt effect you much when your around her. Shell be more attracted by that then you stalking her or continually saying you like her.


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