[quote="mr.miyagi":c7694]An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I got two hunat dollars fo yen, today I only get hunat eighty".

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too"[/quote:c7694]ROFL!

happy:

at least you tried...thats good rock:

It surley won't be the last time I get shot down. Oh well, keeo in trucking. I need me a fried pie.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e52ea]It surley won't be the last time I get shot down. Oh well, keeo in trucking. I need me a fried pie.[/quote:e52ea]

who cares ...just keep trying freak:

...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.

[quote="Eight Ace":331b9]...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.[/quote:331b9]

Do think I should also dance naked in her yard? Paint her pic on my naked body? I will do anything. freak: +1 for the sexy tips brother.

[quote="Eight Ace":846a0]...yes Duke, don't give up on her so soon, you obviously care for her so don't let her think you're a quitter.
Start driving past/parking near her house late at night and following her around when she's out and about.
Make plenty of contact with her friends and mention things like love, guns, suicide, prepared graves etc.
She will accompany you to that Prom, even if it's only because you have her parents held hostage.

Hang in there buddy!, and remember, if you can't have that bitch, no one can.[/quote:846a0]

ROFL!!!! biggrin: biggrin:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f8e2c] Do think I should also dance naked in her yard?
Paint her pic on my naked body? I will do anything. freak: [/quote:f8e2c]
yes, yes I do...those are good ideas, also you might think about taking a photo
of your erect penis and mailing it to her with "Wish You Were Here" written on it..?

Rofl ace....

[quote=geRV][quote="TGB!":bd327]Speak for yourself. . .[/quote:bd327]

When you get the no you break out the credit card. eek: oOo: biggrin:[/quote:bd327]
lol my friend did that to his now girlfriend. except it wasnt something mildly expensive it was a huge freaking diamond.

Shafted.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! rock:


Anyways, its bull shit the guy always has to ask the girl out. I say the guys go on strike and have the girls get turned down once in awhile.

I've seen the girl[s]. Duke should fuck both of them. biggrin:

I did the same thing in high school duke. I asked a girl that i had been friends with since elementary school and she said no. Several years later i got my revenge though. Turns out she started to like me more but by that time i didnt like her anymore. Went to prom with her but thats about it. My advice is to just act like it didnt effect you much when your around her. Shell be more attracted by that then you stalking her or continually saying you like her.