Q: How many aa.com members/Herowarriors does it take to confront, challenge and overcome any adversity?

A: Quite a few actually, some to address the situation at hand, others to hold hard come what may,
whilst yet others again are willing to keep the tea and Lamingtons (or Scones for those of that persuasion) in rotation.

[uk related joke..]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.


C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare


C: Hamburger Relish?
S: Cancer scare


C: Sausage and Mash?
S: Cancer scare


C: Cottage Pie?
S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.


C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
S: Yup.


C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
S: No bother. €6.50, please.
C: Thanks.

[quote="mr.miyagi":a5f26][uk related joke..]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.



C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare



C: Hamburger Relish?

S: Cancer scare



C: Sausage and Mash?

S: Cancer scare



C: Cottage Pie?

S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.



C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

S: Yup.



C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

S: No bother. €6.50, please.

C: Thanks.[/quote:a5f26]

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[quote="Eight Ace":6723c]Q: How many aa.com members/Herowarriors does it take to confront, challenge and overcome any adversity?

A: Quite a few actually, some to address the situation at hand, others to hold hard come what may,
whilst yet others again are willing to keep the tea and Lamingtons (or Scones for those of that persuasion) in rotation.[/quote:6723c] oOo:





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GERV'S KIND ARE TAKING OVER GUNFORCE 1!!!
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About time, gets lonely being the only irish poster loney:

whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R....




Neighbor

lol dance:

I know the feeling... cry:

A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager who says "The peanuts are
complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"


What did the bushman say when he walked into a low branch?

Clickfuck.



...you're a beautiful audience, can I tell you that?...also I recommend the veal. freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":c8128]A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager who says "The peanuts are
complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"


What did the bushman say when he walked into a low branch?

Clickfuck.



...you're a beautiful audience, can I tell you that?...also I recommend the veal. freak:[/quote:c8128]

beer:

Q) How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


A) 0 - Let her wash up in the dark

What word starts with f and rhymes with "duck"?





















































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Firetruck oOo: oOo: happy:

Q) What did the Latino say when two houses fell on him?

A) "Get off me, homes.."

firetruck doesn't really rhyme with duck....The last syllable, sure, but otherwise.... hake: